when i first started dating my husband he was like “maybe a weird observation, but you're unusually good at catching things?” and then soon after that I brought him to meet my family for the first time, and the moment i walked through the door my older brother chucked an orange at me.
Being 10 years old and making your debut in epigenetic trauma research all because you noticed your caterpillars still loved you after becoming butterflies is so profound and poetic and impressive. I love children and their incredible hearts and minds!!!!!!
miałem przed sobą w kolejce takiego buraka, że moja interakcja z kasjerem zamiast od „dzień dobry” zaczęła się od recenzji poprzednika:
- pojeb.
- grubas pierdolony.
One time I had an amazing hook up and afterwards the guy said "that was probably my top 5." I was like "dang only top 5?" and then he clarified not just sex, he meant top 5 life experience ever
btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here.
RA members publicly crashing out and trying to imply bts are salty cause they aren't big enough to win is so funny to me bc if they could cause uproar over a simple statement, it quite literally proves bts are indeed big & influential enough to call out their bs
why the hell did miss supranational france dressed as Maria SKŁODOWSKA-Curie 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 she was FULLY POLISH !!! she just MARRIED a french man, IT DOES NOT MAKE HER FRENCH, how many times do we have to say this; as a Polish person – I’m offended
my grandpa died when i was 18. my grandma pulled me aside and told me every horrible thing he did to her bc she needed to tell someone. she’d kept it a secret for 60 years. she made me promise never to tell my dad bc she didn’t want to ruin the image of his father in his mind
all bts said was that they don’t want to submit their work to the grammys this year and at least 4 members of the grammys have gone on coke rants and crashing out about it but kpop fans swear the grammys dgaf about bts
People on here will ask “Is it too late to start over at 28?” and everyone will reply “Yikes. Hate to break it to you gramps but it was over for you 10 years ago.” Meanwhile my 63 year old neighbor is taking the bar exam because he has a list of pharma companies he plans to sue
the gag is bts knew they wouldve had a near guaranteed grammy win with this new asian pop category but understand that cosigning this category wld mean that ultimately asian language acts would be gatekept out of the main/general categories
So humiliating when I go get ice cream with people who order flavors like Earl Gray or Lavender or Lemon and then my greedy ass orders like Chocolate Chipper Double Dipper Brownie Explosion Landslide