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@piersmorgan Just like Ronaldo’s tip in 2009 no one wanted it

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@InvertTheWing That’s what you get for ordering GDK tbh

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@LukeCB14 Cramils digger

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@justaddwatter This is clearly ergo sum

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Watching Neymar try and play football now man #BRANOR

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@synblinkerfluid Look like megatron fucked the car

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@omgsidewalks Anal

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@MathRockSucked Literally me if I was muscular and had a big cock and blonde hair, instead of fat grey and baby cocked

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@dailystar Mark Guehi bout to score a historic amount of own goals

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@Aljeeves Especially considering it’s quite a popular holiday spot

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@beastm0der Answer is in the tweet

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@Classaolly20 Babyliss do good straighteners send him some links

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@PotnoodIefringe Mad from him considering he looks like he’d go into the girls locker room to sniff socks

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@MathRockSucked @s1ghtgg @TRVTHNVK3S You’ve become what you hated

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@EpicNNG Me but with phallic shaped objects

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@Mallux__ The nostalgia merchants gonna come lick your feet when you least expect it

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@The_Forty_Four Way England are playing they couldn’t romp Bonnie blue home and she’s had more fingers in her than an all inclusive breakfast bar

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@MathRockSucked Characters in Elden ring have normal amounts of limbs compared to people in Somerset

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@ABACUS_2007_AC1 @prestonjbyrne They would of had to get a 3rd party in who can read

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@instamixcoffee Forgot the 5 d’s