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I do corporate gigs, funerals and daycares

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I have a Fabian Society shirt for you @joerogan

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@joerogan Any interest in buying Jackie Gleason's UFO house? 👽👀 https://t.co/24UI9VARrh

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@528vibes Houston, there’s sperm entering the stratosphere.

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@CheetoSantino Epstein’s Angels

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@Akam1129 Me! 🫡

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@sportingnews What if he forgot to hit record

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This could genuinely be a scene from the Office.

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@connor_dew @eschneider877 I’ll come if I don’t have to go to Pittsburgh

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Coal miners vs Bitcoin miners. Who ya got? @USDOL

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Has anyone seen an Amish smoke a juul? @russia

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Betting on the @CaesarsSports app is like getting stabbed in the back…wait

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Would anyone be against @turbotax vs @CARFAXinc duel to the tune of epic sax guy

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Can I finally trade my Russian bride in for Bitcoin? #Russia #crypto

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“I’m so glad I used my parents money to go glamping in Thailand during my three gap years” - that kid I punched in the face earlier

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Plant based food is the plastic surgery of the digestive system. No one wants it until half of L.A. has tried it @incogmeato @HawaiianPunchUS

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@TimJDillon “Buying Russia”

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@SpeakerPelosi is a walking glass of Chardonnay dressed as a Valium tonight #SOTU  #blockchain #allstartrek

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Two takeaways from the #SOTU 1) #KamalaHarris has really been deadlifting with her neck recently and 2) #NancyPelosi face is falling off #helloclarice

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I stand with the Iranian people…I mean…c’mon man! #Ukraine #CharminUltraSoft #SOTU

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Let the OG #eth wallet @myetherwallet #ethdenver