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I’m more funny on my Instagram

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@BKulakowski @TimSaunders_12

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@BKulakowski @kevinvoigt23

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@BKulakowski @CoachJackFitz

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I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

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I'm not addicted to coffee, we're just in a committed relationship.

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I'm not indecisive. Unless you think I am, then I'll change my mind.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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Being in love is bad for business, I need 50k.

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I was sooooooo stupid back then… (last week)

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I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people.

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I finally quit drinking for good. Now, I drink for evil.

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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

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I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

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I put the 'pro' in procrastination

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do

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I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode

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I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right

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how yall be treating mid 🐱

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when i’m home vs. when i’m out