Zachary Shore

run a bar. city kid. pup lover. gamer. musician. 221.

[Zachary Shore @zzzach221]

So @electricfamily is giving away two tickets to a 2020 music festival in the USA. Enter here > https://t.co/DEpBHObCa5 https://t.co/AqszVnoL1m

[Zachary Shore @zzzach221]

Remember when @train referenced Tae Bo in the song Jupiter? Yeah. Me either. Until now. That song is so much more 90s and I'm in love.

[Zachary Shore @zzzach221]

Is there any way to eat trail mix more than a hand full at a time? If so I don't want to know.

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Raticate?? Like... Tecate?? @Kellyadams1206

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Today I'm exercising.... my freedom to wear a bro tank that's too small for me because of lack of exercising. #Happy4th

[Zachary Shore @zzzach221]

My kitchen shall henceforth be named: Boxed Wine Graveyard.

[Zachary Shore @zzzach221]

The first beer after work is always the best beer I've ever had.

[Zachary Shore @zzzach221]

I don't think anyone on this packed bus knows I'm about 30 seconds from puking. #hangover

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@PassagesMalibu been through treatment knows they are in recovery. Stop manipulating people on their disabilities and actually try to help.

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@PassagesMalibu you guys are a fucking scam. your commercial has someone saying, "I used to be an addict, now I'm not." Any addict who's

[Zachary Shore @zzzach221]

Funny how you can't review #yelp on Yelp #suspect

[Zachary Shore @zzzach221]

@ilazer @abbijacobson welcome to Seattle. Where you grabbing drinks tonight? Let's do this.

[Zachary Shore @zzzach221]

#MuMoSeattle when did @AnnaKendrick47 and @KChenoweth do this?? This is amazing!!

[Zachary Shore @zzzach221]

@AnnaKendrick47 will you come to Seattle and watch you with me? Kthx #mumoseattle

[Zachary Shore @zzzach221]

#true https://t.co/RKBN8eoXwt

[W Marsh @jeriharrison12]

Telling someone "I had a dream about you" is code for: I had a dream we had sex and now I want to.

[Zachary Shore @zzzach221]

#mumoseattle omigod. Please. I need it stuck in my head for another week.

[Zachary Shore @zzzach221]

@Kellyadams1206 just trying to get with the times

[Zachary Shore @zzzach221]

@benjydavis thanks for the reply! I'm Still Here.

[Zachary Shore @zzzach221]

When your neighbors cooking smells delicious and you're eating an undercooked frozen #pizza #winning

[Zachary Shore @zzzach221]

As a #chubby privileged white male, is it weird if I don't eat the whole #pizza in one sitting? #foreveralone #singlelyfe #pizzalyfe