Harry

[Harry @zzzoot25]

@oto_ini 😫 is it better now?

[Stephanie Bendixsen @hexsteph]

What the hell is with trailers showing you the entire film? Trailers used to be awesome. A dude with a cool voice would be like "THIS SUMMERRR" and then you'd see a supercut of some cool shit & then it was over. Now they show you like, every important scene in chronological order

[Harry @zzzoot25]

@perennia_ cheesy

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

I want to know who it was at the Four Seasons Landscaping that

—answered the phone
—heard that the Trump campaign wanted to hold a press conference in his parking lot
—realized they had mistaken him for a hotel
—Looked at an invisible documentary camera
—said, “Absolutely.”

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Here’s the “all the networks” moment https://t.co/j9UFzme4DE

[Harry @zzzoot25]

@StitchedDraws #LuigisMansion3 #NintendoSwitch

[Trump Draws @TrumpDraws]

$750

[Trump Draws @TrumpDraws]

gobble turkey turkey happee thanksgiving

[Trump Draws @TrumpDraws]

do you like me?

[ASIO @ASIOGovAu]

Hi internet, ASIO here. I spy a new Twitter account. We thought it would be fun if you followed us for a change. 🕵️‍♀️ 🕵️‍♂️

#ASIO #YourSecurityService

[David Milner @DaveMilbo]

Here's the cheat sheet for the Dan Andrews presser:

11am = not terrible
After 12pm = bad
Wearing a suit = real bad news
Sports jacket = moderately bad news
Northface jumper = it's the weekend
Wearing a suit on the weekend after 12pm = shit's fucked

[The Killers @thekillers]

COVID-19 monkey wrenched us. But we persevered. Folks, mark your calendars.

“Imploding The Mirage” is out August 21st. Pre-order the album here: https://t.co/2fsMAkjDbL

[Justin Longmuir @justinlongmuir]

Thanks for everything Queensland. Will be great to get home and see family and play at home. Thanks to everyone at the club, we’ve used this opportunity to get better. Today proved that. Players showed fight to turn it around. See you in 6 hours Perth. 💜💜

[Bajo @bajo]

It's been over 3 years and I still miss everyone at GG very much. Never took the show for granted, but I do wish we'd all hung out more together outside of work.

Oh wait... maybe the team did but just didn't invite me...

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

This morning in the @AFL the @GeelongCats had an incredible victory song.. Reminded me of the #PittsburghPolka #PatMcAfeeShowLIVE

[The Killers @thekillers]

#MyOwnSoulsWarning

[triple j Plays @triplejplays]

K.K. Slider - Bubblegum K.K. [18:43]

[Harry @zzzoot25]

@thekillers Why do you hardly ever play Just Another Girl live? I still think it's one of your best songs