Matt Sweeney

[Matt Sweeney @00sweeney]

@JMBooyah Almost no one with any knowledge of the issues believes they're slowing down because of cyberattack fears. They're doing it because they're out of compute, but they count on folks like you to parrot anything they say. Which is what you did.

https://t.co/iNrFIxXNMH

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@AskYoshik I shouldn't have to ask you to include the links for articles you reference. FT has dozens of articles on this topic. You don't even mention the author, FFS.

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@DBtodomundo So--you support racist misogynists like Karl Lagerfeld, but not union musicians?

What happened to you?

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@carly_thomas_ People advocating for reality's place in journalism make the case that most TikTok creators and/or Hollywood Reporter writers know exponentially less about data and national security than data and national security experts know about TikTok.

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@carly_thomas_ "...the We’re the Millers actor explained" "...the Fool’s Paradise actor said" "...the Horrible Bosses actor added"

Because someone's reading a Ted Lasso article--but doesn't know who Jason Sudeikis is without three movie references for context?

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@andersoncooper "After last night, none of us can say, ‘I didn’t know what’s out there. I didn’t know what’s coming.’”

My God. You people genuinely believe after four years of Trump that we DON'T know? That you need to tell us? How stupid do you think we are?

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@andersoncooper Watched a bit of the Town Hall last night.

What's it like working for the new FOX News?

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@CNN You know the difference between a former theater student working as a prostitute and Chris Licht and the other CNN execs who signed off on the Trump Town Hall idea?

The former theater student knows they're a prostitute.

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@brettgoldstein I know you have no control over it, just wanted to let you know that your switch to #iHeartRadio means a lot of commercials that I'm pretty sure you'd find questionable.

Unless I missed the part where you're a conservative American...

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@Longreads @mattsreynolds1 @WIRED "Add up all the centenarians worldwide and you get to 570,000...Having a birthday cake with 100 candles is nice, but nowadays it’s nothing special."

Did you do the math? That's .007 of the population.

I don't think "nothing special" means what you think it does...

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@naomirwolf arrived late to a B&B I answered phones for. Our convo went like this:
Naomi: HOW am I SUPPOSED to GET IN?
Me: Do you have the key?
Naomi: YES!
Me: And is there a lock on the door?
Naomi: *hangs up*

If she can't understand a door, it's doubtful she understands COVID.

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@TechInsider If you have a company where 30 people can just stop working for a month, and the only way you can tell is because they didn't open their laptops--that says more about your company than it does about your workers.

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@AlexEdelman I'm sorry, I didn't realize my camera was on and panicked when you noticed me. Since I'd watched the first couple episodes of The Duchess recently, that was the first subject that popped into my mind.

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@hulu_support Do you know what every other paid streaming service has managed to do?

Remember what you're watching across multiple platforms.

Just something to add to your To Do list.

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@kjk Why do you delete comments on GitHub that point out your security flaws?

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@003carrierfan Couple in United States: Your child is a girl, congratulations!

In China: If your child is a girl and one of the parents isn't American, many parents will abort the fetus in about as much time as it takes to schedule a follow-up appointment.

Is that worth a cheap train ticket?

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@Amtrak Amtrak: "Hey, folks in the PR department--our service is, at best, considered a joke. At worst--people actually die. Often. What should we do to address these issues?"

PR department: "MAKE MORE JOKES!"

Amtrak: GENIUS! Bonuses for everyone in the C-suite.

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@SethMacFarlane Kathleen Turner jokes? Really?

Don't get me wrong--no one is offended. Not even Kathleen Turner at this point.

Because the last train that joke was on left the station at least ten years ago.

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@tsrocketfactory All words coming out of Tom Sach's mouth originate from a single point of self-loathing, exploding into a universe of abuse made of racist, sexist bullshit.

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@tsrocketfactory Tom Sachs is an abusive, racist, sexist, ableist thug.

https://t.co/ofbHJoIGMv