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Season 3 📍Pompey

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

Not a fan of being asked if it’s “my first time” visiting a restaurant. It’s not gonna be that crazy bro.

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

Y’all were suspicious of the covid vaccine during a pandemic…but yall are lining up for GLP shots? Alright man..

[cass 🐆 @onebillionzayn]

Priya said let's get one thing clear I never said fuck your job I said fuck YOU 😭 #loveisland

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

that before bed motivation be crazy like damn ima change the world tomorrow then you wake up with a change of heart like nah mamdani got it

[princess @princess_scabs]

Lorenzo and Julia win is the equivalent to Samie and Ciaran winning
#loveisland #loveislanduk

[Angela @angelayeeee1]

Sorry Tommy and Aidan are ground zero for some new strain of cold sore. They would kiss a pit latrine if they could. #loveisland #loveislanduk

[s @0121d01ne]

@DaraO98 What a show

[s @0121d01ne]

World Cup
Love island
One tree hill (for the first time)
From (for the first time)

What a great summer for me x

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

doing the Norwegian row bit with a bunch of recruitment consultants on the floor of a Slug & Lettuce

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

I’ve been a lifelong Egypt fan for the past 30 minutes of my life and I wouldn’t wish this pain on anymore

[Zazolotl @Zazolotl]

thank you @erling

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Well well well 😂

[Slouching Towards Methlehem @MethSloucher]

@esjesjesj When I called to report my dad's murder, the 911 lady just shouted "welcome to Sharia law, bitch!" and hung up.

[cp 🪩💋🍸 @theBKbelle]

i’ll give my period a smooth 3.5 days to do her biggest ones. but on day 4? i decide that i am spiritually, emotionally, mentally, and physically done. she better figure that shit out, because i’m not about to dedicate anymore time to that nonsense.

[deSouza @kinghdesouza]

@jamiemxlnn Nope. But I’ve had it halved by hmrc

[woo girl @NonitheGift]

A lot of you don't seem to realize that clubchalamet is not just your future but your current existence. You were *both* standing in the sun for hours to get a glimpse of a man for under a minute. There is no age where that isn't sad as hell

[james @3jan03]

what will andy burnham do about adding a small beer to the tesco meal deal?

[s @0121d01ne]

I don’t wanna be Sharpay I wanna be her mum x

[Lil’ T @tw0fast2furious]

@heshidicjudaism This app is just people making up shit and then getting made about the shit they made up.