itsdan-02

words of a man

[itsdan-02 @02Itsdan]

@polytrackk

[Eric @amerix]

There are boys who still kneel before girls in the name of, "Will you marry me?"

Idiots.

A woman cannot marry you, it is you marrying her.

She should kneel before you because you are doing her a favour.

Delete that stupid mentality from your head.

Refuse to be emasculated.

[itsdan-02 @02Itsdan]

@_falsi1ke follow

[itsdan-02 @02Itsdan]

@KingTunde_SZN 26[TWENTY SIX]

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@LumenX_ AMEN

[itsdan-02 @02Itsdan]

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[JEY🥇 @Mmonkoaa]

Football Rules That Once Existed But Are No More.

A thread 🧵………..

[itsdan-02 @02Itsdan]

@Troll_Futballl Back left 😅

[Fluffy🔞 @Moonesch]

As in... the only Kenyan actor to play a Superhero in both Marvel and DC. Give Edi Gathegi his flowers

[a_shishh @Ashis_h_]

When your partner tells you he/she cheated on you, I know there's a temptation to ask “with who?” Resist it. Instead ask “with whom?” Speak good English no matter the circumstances.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Another day to remind you that under the right circumstances, anyone can betray you.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Buana the difference between us and singapore is like day and night. Us being the night of course. These people are doing serious stuff. From Urban planning to impressive future technology. Nimeona hata wanafanya something called Reverse Osmosis. Making fresh water from sea water.

Start ups are being supported fully by government,Youths are busy innovating. Infact there are those thinking in the future and are already creating drone taxis,because that is likely how the world will be in the next 40 years. Kids in schools are being taught computer languages. These people dont worry about Corruption or hunger,pale kila mtu ako na job. They dont even have time for sex

Kenya on the other hand,Woiii! Wacha nilie kwanza. What was Ruto even thinking trying to compare us with them. We are 1000 steps behind. Here Kids are being taught how Dr livingstone discovered Mt longonot. Nao youths are busy driving imaginary planes on betting apps,following european football clubs and the female ones are busy hating men for no reason and getting pregnant at the same time. The moment one trys to get innovative to come up with a start up,KRA are on his neck demanding bribes and 50 certificates.

This is why we need to win and overhaul the system. We cannot continue like this. Kuna Project yangu ya highschool ile ilinifikisha county level ilipotelea namna iyo. We had a very innovative gadget ya kupoesha chai. It was a very promising project. The prototype was a bucket with a fan lid which cooled the tea. The lid also had a signal transponder on top you could communicate to using Sms,ukitaka chai ipoe sana unatuma *001# ,ukitaka medium unafinya *002#, ukitaka baridi unaitumia message 'Ruto must go" ,though i hadnt prompted that. Mimi nawaambia kama serikali ingenishika mkono tungekua tunakimbizana na elon musk kule kwa stock market. Vijana washikiliwe mkono aki,we cannot live like this.

[Dear God @TheRich_Gospel]

Bro to bro: The only woman afraid of losing you is your mother.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

As a man, Once you are rich and successful, no one jokes with your missed call.

[(Fan)Tray @Fanbrizio_Cfc]

Men,

Take good care of your Mother.

•Protect her.

•Make her happy.

•Create safe environment for her.

•Distance yourself from relatives who abuses and hurts her.

She is your Mother and no one else can replace her.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Fake relatives are mostly found on your father's side.

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

Rift Valley politicians have been in power all these years, yet we still don’t have a dual carriageway from Nairobi to Eldoret. Kazi tu ni kuzunguka town na kufungulia Slayqueens Boutiques.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kitu inamaliza wazee ya murima ni pombe. That is the biggest problem there. Na ile yao sio pombe ya kawaida,ni chang'aa. You cannot compare it with the busaa from Western kenya. Hii chang'aa ni ile huwa inazikiwa na drum alafu baada ya siku tatu inafufuliwa kama yesu buana.

And it has been here for a long time,in 2009 Muigai wa njoroge released a track addressing the issue. Akasema 'Nímatúíkire úru' . Yani wale walileta hii pombe walitufanya mbaya sana,pombe inakulalisha mtaro ata huskii ukibebwa na maji sio mcheso. Murima men from murang'a were shitting on themselves like infants. Ata hapo ndio ile style ya kuweka trouser ndani ya socks ilotokea. It wasnt a swag that time,it was a precaution. Ndio ata akikumia isitokelezee huko chini,ikue imekamatwa na socks.

It was very bad,some people were even losing eyesight. Unakunywa pombe unazima kapsaa. Unalala siku mbili ukidhani ni usiku kumbe macho ilipotea. Mpaka kibaki akaita emergency meeting akauliza advisors hapa mnaonaje. David Ndii suggested that instead of bars selling beer they should start selling chicken soup,kibaki fired him. Then he came up with Keg,a less toxic affordable alcohol that would drunken men but not interfere with their mental judgements. Hiyo nayo wanakunywa sahii mpaka na jug

Pombe iliharibu central buana. Ndio unaona ata murang'a ukienda utadhani wako 2010. It looks exactly the way it looked 14 years ago,no development no urbanisation. Kazi yao ni kupiga simu kameme FM wakiitisha wimbo za Jose gatutura. Ruto must go buana,this is his fault.

[Edwin Nganyi @EdwinNgany]

Usiwai skia mbaya ukiona msee mwingine akigrow ,wewe focus na mambo yako na ujue kuishi na watu.

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