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I'm a jelly doughnut -JFK

[c.j @06jrc]

I love/hate when people are funnier than me
Like FUCK why didn’t I think of that but also hahahahaha

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

🚨do you understand what just happened..

Trump sued his own IRS for $10 billion over leaked tax returns.. then settled with his own DOJ.. and the settlement created a $1.776 billion taxpayer-funded fund to compensate his political allies

the president filed the lawsuit.. the president's DOJ settled it.. the president's allies collect the money.. and you're paying for it

the fund covers Jan 6th defendants.. Mar-a-Lago raid claims.. the Russia investigation.. anyone who says they were a victim of "lawfare" can file a claim and get a check

they named it the "Anti-Weaponization Fund".. and made the number $1.776 billion.. they even made the corruption patriotic

in 1974 Nixon resigned for using government agencies against political enemies.. in 2026 the government is cutting checks to political allies and calling it justice

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

The artist behind this painting, Criselda Vasquez, painted this portrait of her parents in 2017. The man in this painting, her father, was recently taken by ICE. He has lived in the United States for forty years. This loss has made it hard for the family to support themselves. If you want to support them, you can go to their GoFundMe here:

https://t.co/Mgp7W8m5xJ

[I’m NotDevinsMom Moron @NotDevinsMom]

And there it is……

[Omar El Fares 🇵🇸 عُمَر الفارس @3lfares]

Bitch you started the war

[Scully @isthatscully]

I’m disgusted. Truly, this is sickening.

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

If the Halftime show wasn’t “white enough” for you, go read the epstein files, it’s all in english and full of white people

[Mr. Sausage @MrSausageGet]

Ah...it all makes sense now.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Marimar Martinez was shot by ICE 5 times and not only survived, but also had the courage to testify against her attempted murderers:

“I am Renee Good. I am Alex Pretti. I am Keith Porter…My own government attempted to execute me, and when they failed, they chose to vilify me.”

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

The government being mad that Hilton Hotels canceled rooms for kidnappers is probably the best ad for Hilton Hotels I’ve ever seen

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

May this be the last Christmas we live this nightmare.

[Rep. Jimmy Gomez @RepJimmyGomez]

Here, fixed it for you.

[TMZ @TMZ]

President Trump is accused of rape in the Jeffrey Epstein Files.

Details: https://t.co/kd947jdL7j

[Jasmine Crockett @JasmineForUS]

Texas, let’s win this thing. #JasmineForUS #TexasTough

[Rep. Adelita Grijalva @Rep_Grijalva]

Well, that was awfully quick.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Happy anniversary to JD Vance depicting himself as a trad wife

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Trump just posted a fake story claiming Obama was paid $2.5 million in “Obamacare royalties.”

The source? A satirical website whose disclaimer literally says:

“Everything on this website is fiction. If you believe it’s real, you should have your head examined.”

The man who runs the country can’t tell satire from reality.

[hotdogs water @girlsbian_]

putting these two side by side makes it really obvious that what elon did was a nazi salute

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

The media industrial complex would have collapsed on itself like a dying star if a Democratic president held a Roaring 20s themed party at a private golf club while millions of working poor in America were about to lose access to food aid but w/Trump it's fucking crickets.

[Senator Dick Durbin @SenatorDurbin]

The Trump Administration is terrorizing people in their homes.

Immigrants are afraid to go to church… the market… their children’s schools… restaurants… all because of ICE.

That’s not what America stands for.