Matt Eder

Judy Garland is my spirit animal. Avid Tetris player. I go where the wind takes me. Humor and coffee runs my life. One day I'll propose to Jay Brannan.

[Matt Eder @0MatthewRussell]

I just want @HilaryDuff to be my best friend. #ForeverDownToEarth

[Matt Eder @0MatthewRussell]

I'm an awesome Uncle. #Kaylee&Gang #D&Bs #ChristmasToRemember

[Matt Eder @0MatthewRussell]

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you just stab it enough.

[Chrys Schultz @killachrylla]

I would love nothing more than to see @jaybrannan and @terranaomi live. Now that would be one bomb ass show.👌 #AGirlCanDream

[Matt Eder @0MatthewRussell]

@KombHunny To The Regulars #8thStreet

[Matt Eder @0MatthewRussell]

Fuck you Mavis Beacon.

[Matt Eder @0MatthewRussell]

Buy me a baseball hat. #Style

[Matt Eder @0MatthewRussell]

I'm going to live in a big refrigerator box. #RentFree

[Matt Eder @0MatthewRussell]

You know it's fall when:

[Matt Eder @0MatthewRussell]

@iamtovelo ~ Stay High. #ForeverOnRepeat. Even the remixes. thanks for wonderful music

[Matt Eder @0MatthewRussell]

"Am I the only one I know
Waging my wars behind my face and above my throat
Shadows will scream that I'm alone"

[Matt Eder @0MatthewRussell]

@rachel_vedder VEDER

[Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH]

Guess what? @DavidBurtka and I got married over the weekend. In Italy. Yup, we put the 'n' and 'd' in 'husband'.

[Matt Eder @0MatthewRussell]

#RoundTwo @KombHunny

[Matt Eder @0MatthewRussell]

I don't care how unclassy this sounds:I just drank a beer in the shower and it was the best after a long day of selling @MichaelKors bags

[Matt Eder @0MatthewRussell]

"Come get your Holly Hobbit"- @KombHunny 😂

[Chrys Schultz @killachrylla]

The bags under my eyes are Gucci.

[Chrys Schultz @killachrylla]

Bud Light now has Mango-ritas?? Sheeeiit, son, I gotta get me some of that.👌
#whatwouldthisbewithoutthealcohol

[Matt Eder @0MatthewRussell]

#Yes. #HowDidISnagAMan?

[Matt Eder @0MatthewRussell]

And if you want the full effect go and eat a pizza piea