Algae N²O

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[Algae N²O @0Algae]

Real issues buried under waves of blind support.

[Algae N²O @0Algae]

Israeli people are fighting during the elections over allegations of election rigging.

[Algae N²O @0Algae]

ISRO Chief Dr. V. Narayanan earns around ₹27 lakh a year, while Sudhir Chaudhary’s DD News show reportedly costs ₹15 crore a year to produce.

This raises questions about how India values scientists compared to TV shows.

[Algae N²O @0Algae]

Two-factor authentication (2FA)

[Algae N²O @0Algae]

Bro also eats eggs 🤣

[Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0 @DrNimoYadav]

> Bro is Aleksandar Vučić.

> Bro is a far-right leader.

> Bro has dominated Serbian politics for 12 years.

> Bro became Prime Minister in 2014 and President in 2017.

> Bro took control of the media.

On 1 November 2024, a concrete canopy collapsed at a railway station in Novi Sad, Serbia, killing 16 people.

> People demanded answers, transparency, and action against those responsible from Bro

> Bro took no interest in it

> Students started protesting across Serbia against corruption and Bro’s government.

> Students came together and created an electoral list called “Student List – Students Are Winning.”

> Today, Bro’s alliance lost the parliamentary election.

> Now, Serbian citizens are storming media houses accused of spreading Vučić bro’s propaganda and attacking news anchors.

This tells us that if you’re a journalist in any country, please don’t be a government mouthpiece. Otherwise, you’re going to have tough days ahead.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Buddhe tere se kuch nahi chahiye hume..ye vikas, vison, 2047 ki lollipop deta reh apne andhbhkato ko..bas hamare video ban ya delete mat karwa.

Fair competition kar, nipta denge tujhe.

[Algae N²O @0Algae]

If Netanyahu wins again this time, he must have taken some tips from PM Modi and Gyanesh.

[Algae N²O @0Algae]

Khabar aa rahi h ki RSS ki chaddhi gang kal subah Arunachal Pradesh ke liye ravana hogi, chinese army se ladne ke liye.

[Algae N²O @0Algae]

All muslims are happy that you have converted to Hinduism 🤣

[Nazia Elahi Khan @NaziaElahiKhan3]

सन 2027 में जब में पूर्ण रूप से सनातन धर्म को अपनाऊंगी,
तो में यह सुनिश्चित करती हूं
की संपूर्ण ब्रह्मांड को इस बात का पता चल जाएगा!
मैं इसे अपने जीवन उत्सव के रूप में मनाऊंगी
समस्त अनुष्ठान करवाऊंगी
सभी निर्धारित रीति-रिवाजों, के साथ विधि विधान के साथ
हिंदू शाश्वत धर्म में प्रवेश करूंगी !
@VHPDigital

[Algae N²O @0Algae]

Lefe before this tweet:

[Sam Altman @sama]

today we launched ChatGPT. try talking with it here:

https://t.co/uWra8LKFMN

[Algae N²O @0Algae]

AI will not spare anyone.

[Algae N²O @0Algae]

Investigate Donald Trump.

[Senator Alex Padilla @SenAlexPadilla]

INVESTIGATE ELON MUSK.

[Algae N²O @0Algae]

Nicki Minaj ❌
Horse power engine ✅

[Algae N²O @0Algae]

Trump and Nicki Minaj vs Melania Trump.

[Algae N²O @0Algae]

@EndWokeness Don't think your mind's waste as you do with your step sis bro mother.

[Algae N²O @0Algae]

Nicki Minaj with Trump

[Algae N²O @0Algae]

Absolutely horrific bags

[Algae N²O @0Algae]

@imVkohli @StayWrogn Hey Kohli,
Did you get bored there?

[Algae N²O @0Algae]

Mahamanav kab aayega instagram reel pe, apne baap ko defence k liye?

Kal se wait ker raha hu ki ye sunne ko milega:
Mere baap ko gaali di gayi h Fraand, ab mujhe baap ke naam pe vote chahiye

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

When the accused are Muslim, I’ve often seen CM @himantabiswa or the police prominently publicise their names and/or photographs. Why does the same transparency appear to disappear when the accused are associated with right wing groups?
In this case, 13 accused were arrested and later granted bail. Later, Four more (Sumit Kumar Das, Arnab Kumar Roy, Priyanshu Paul and Priyanshu Das) were arrested.
Yet I haven’t seen the CM or the police highlight their names or publish their photographs on their official handles. Nor have I seen them disclose the BNS sections invoked against them.
If the accused were granted bail almost immediately, the police should clarify exactly which sections they were booked under.
Why this selective.

[Algae N²O @0Algae]

Addiction is bad