Alexander

Imagine I’m Madonna, Imagine I’m the Madonna (he|him)

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

Me texting Kamala back on Wednesday: “OMG sorry JUST saw these. Do you still need thirty dollars?”

[Magdalena Bay @MagdalenaBay]

La Rosalía??

[Alexander @1029Alexander]

@Stradiwhovius Casino Royale was 2006 so presumably the reason is money

[Alexander @1029Alexander]

Starting to get end stage hangover regrets but I looked good so who’s to say if drinking is net good or bad?

[bumblebreeze DIVEST @siberianpine]

The Chancellor of the Exchequer:

[michael wave @michael___wave]

an insane side effect of current war discourses is slowly normalising the idea that it’s expected for countries to have a hard geographical border between ordinary people and the the state. imagine if the phone of anyone who worked in eg these two buildings suddenly blew up

[Alexander @1029Alexander]

The spare room has apparently not been painted in like 3 years. Much to think about

[Alexander @1029Alexander]

The spare room has been painted so now Birmingham looks like this

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

Just looked up my favourite ever Onion article and discovered it was published 20 years ago today.

Still think of it every time I see a terrible political cartoon, which is roughly every time I see a political cartoon. Including today, hence me looking it up in the first place.

[sam buntz @SamBuntz]

From Ted Chiang's recent New Yorker essay about AI. I totally agree with this:

[Alexander @1029Alexander]

@_binbag Call who a what now? Sorry I actually can’t read.

[Alexander @1029Alexander]

“This is the best joke you have ever made”

[Alexander @1029Alexander]

Welcome to regional pride!
Our line up:
Vengaboy
Step
and full blown nuclear tiger

[Alexander @1029Alexander]

Placing a book on the table on the train and not picking it up for 2 hours ❤️

[Alexander @1029Alexander]

In the next “16 days, 22 hours, 5 minutes” you could book a ticket to see Frozen the Musical. But I would not say you need to!

[Mr. Bitches @desivirgil]

Our plans are measured in centuries

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

straight kristen stewart is a recession indicator

[Bex @BexMix_41]

Shoutout to the guy just casually eating noodles during the orchestra performance in the #ClosingCeremony 😭