Jayden

[chimpanzee on a keyboard @interestingmids]

Women don’t understand this but men need their retard time

[james hawkins @james406]

you say you're "dedicated" to your startup

are you dedicated enough to spend 15 years training a shark to chew the undersea data cable of your biggest competitor?

or are you an armchair founder?

[𖣂Prince𖣂 @OS3992]

Emotions come and go—that’s the nature of being human.

One moment you feel joy, the next, anger or sadness.
That doesn’t mean something’s wrong with you.
It means you’re alive.

The key is not to resist what you feel…
but to understand it.
To sit with it.
To learn from it without letting it define you.

Even the wisest man has storms within—
he’s just learned how to sail through them.

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

baby skunks think black cat is their mom

[SUAREZ @suayrez]

@ayeejuju This is what they don’t want you to know

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

somebody from the plane crash was airlifted to a trauma center. imagine them sending you back into the air

[Walter Curt @wcdispatch]

Okay maybe the $20M we spent on the Iraqi Sesame Street wasn’t all that bad.

[Eli @rats7]

they don't put nearly as many strawberries in this shit as they used to

[Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @PtDefianceZoo]

Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

Danger Bush.

[bing 🪵 @BingBongLLC]

I heard trumps gonna declassify all the files on how gay you are

[Retro Anime @retro_anime]

Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gotaman (1994)

[clout @cloutXBT]

so real