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[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

When their passive aggressive email has your manager CC'd "for visibility"

[MR NKOSI⭐️⭐️ @MrNkosi072]

I want Makgopa to score against Canada, just imagine the Gorilla celebration inside the soFi stadium USA in front of Donald Trump 🔥😅

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Arsenal is not humble. Have they ever won a Champions League?”

Even during the NBA Finals Josh Hart is letting everyone know what color London is

[Scrumming Flyhalf @scrumming_ten]

Ntuthuko Mchunu is the Marcus Rashford of rugby

He left a toxic environment to thrive at a bigger club!

[Oom Rugby @Oom_Rugby]

for context , Nonu playing from the bench for Toulon is the same if Schalk Burger was coming off the bench for the Stormers.

[Bafana Bafana @BafanaBafana]

The day you've been waiting for. South Africa 26/27 home and away jersey 💛💚
Available now.
@adidasZA

[A-P @rugby_ap]

21 y/o analyst googling ‘what is cricket’ followed by asking Claude ‘how do you increase revenue but reduce costs of cricket’

[#AusOpen @AustralianOpen]

HISTORY FOR BOTSWANA 🇧🇼

Junior competitor Ntungamili Raguin is the first player from Botswana to win a Grand Slam match!

#AO26

[Rugby Database Stats & Info @nzrugbydatabase]

A comparison of Test Coaches during Scott Robertson's tenure, 6 July 2024 - 15 January 2026:

[HG Rugby @HuwGriffinRugby]

🧑‍💻 THE KEY STAT WHERE SOUTH AFRICA ARE IN A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN 🇿🇦

When reviewing the stats for men’s test rugby in 2025, I stumbled upon one metric that demonstrates just how far ahead the #Springboks are of the rest

Let me explain… 🧵

[Rassie Erasmus @RassieRugby]

Might have a few wrong,but whoever France pick in the 23 it will be a Massive Team and Clash !!

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

🇿🇦 South Africa have qualified for #FIFAWorldCup 26!

#WeAre26

[Scrumming Flyhalf @scrumming_ten]

Morning all,

Does anybody perhaps know which team are top of the URC this morning?

Asking for a friend

[FIFA Club Football @FIFACF]

One month ago today...

#FIFACWC

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Gyokeres completes the trio.

[FIFA Club Football @FIFACF]

CHELSEA ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS. 🏆

[THE CHELSEA FORUM @TheChelseaForum]

Just repost 😍💙

[Brandon Portnoy @BrandonPortnoy]

Bro no other country in the world has fireworks and 50 000 going mad when the substitutes come on 😂 South Africa is competing in a world of its own 💣

[Jared Wright @jaredwright17]

🕊️ A short tribute to Cornal Hendricks, reliving all five of his tries for the Springboks.

It's a very brief look at just how brilliant he was. RIP. 🙏

[Premier League Out Of Context @PL__OOC]

Tifo