Keaton Burleson

[Keaton Burleson @128keaton]

@Medtronic I’ve been on hold since 11am because the plunger in this pump failed. My A1C was astronomically high presumably because this has been slowly failing since this pump was new a little over a year ago. This needs to be resolved in a timely manner.

[Keaton Burleson @128keaton]

@stonewall1312 @TheJaredPink I wouldn’t be surprised if it used the same windshield from another production car

[Keaton Burleson @128keaton]

@patinaresearch

[Keaton Burleson @128keaton]

@CityOfMemphis come fix your road

[Keaton Burleson @128keaton]

Name me something more useless than the 2nd order box at a Memphis McDonalds. Never seen them used.

[Keaton Burleson @128keaton]

@uwunetes ran Ubuntu for two years as a work laptop OS on very decent Dell hardware and had it super customized but every once and a while it just was frustrating for some random reason. Tried it again recently and just got a MacBook after a few months for the same reasons.

[Keaton Burleson @128keaton]

At work helping a guy setup a CLI tool and we get some funky SSL error, he immediately tries using Copilot to fix and all the answers apply only if you’re using some sort of *nix-based setup—not Windows. He of course tries to run the commands…

[Keaton Burleson @128keaton]

Cousin got me a great plate for the e30

[Keaton Burleson @128keaton]

@HeladeraD @devos50 I really doubt it, more like this is probably a software based patch that emulates

[Keaton Burleson @128keaton]

@PatsCurtins I rear ended someone in an e30 with similar damage—it’s fixable

[Keaton Burleson @128keaton]

@RoadworkUK E34 is the same way—it’s cool

[Keaton Burleson @128keaton]

@naoenomoto How do you exit montage mode?

[james hawkins @james406]

PARENTS: please check your kid's candy this halloween - i just found a 12-month enterprise salesforce contract for 15 seats with auto-renewal and a $50,000 early breakup fee inside this snickers bar

[AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY @AfricanArchives]

Lonnie Johnson, NASA engineer, invented the Super Soaker. He made your childhood hot summers fun.

He turns 75 today. Happy Birthday!

[Keaton Burleson @128keaton]

@KuittinenPetri @alz_zyd_ > Can you design robust software in such way that you also take into account all the possible cases of errors and vulnerabilities?

I feel like that is inherently impossible since we don’t know what we don’t know. See literally any piece of software written since the dawn of time

[Keaton Burleson @128keaton]

@Medtronic Fix your bullshit @Medtronic or I'm going elsewhere end of story. Do not waste your money on their pumps folks, you'll end up sorry

[Keaton Burleson @128keaton]

Alright I am sick of this. @medtronic has the worst website ever. https://t.co/6Ov880Qiq5 is an abomination that is the most wretched piece of shit that I need to rely on for supplies. Currently, my cart number is 'NaN' because they are too lazy to validate their order input

[Keaton Burleson @128keaton]

@Medtronic Not only that, their Guardian 4 sensors, which are _less than a year old_ are currently on back order. TL;DR if you depend on Medtronic for their supplies, you're fucked

[Keaton Burleson @128keaton]

@spideryze Cool my followers are all virgins so that works out well for them

[Keaton Burleson @128keaton]

@spideryze Sorry man my bad