Blake Heinz

[Jason LeBlanc @jasonauctioneer]

Did he just try to auction? Seems so angry as the election gets close

[Blake Heinz @14Blake]

@travis_vwell Interested in as set if you have any left

[Faber @dfaber84]

Getting timely rains on your crops while all the other farmers have millions of dollars in irrigation equipment, is like being the dumb kid in the smart kids group project.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When anyone asks me if I ran today....

[Amen’s Liquor Store @AmensLiquor]

Reminder: This is a completely legitimate excuse.

[Blake Heinz @14Blake]

@alexmarsh7 Stfu

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

Drunk me: “this is a great idea & it has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I’ve been drinking. Sober me would approve of this too”

Sober me: *spends that following morning deleting snap stories & sending out apology texts*

[Blake Heinz @14Blake]

@nflmemes @bradyhallenbeck

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

🗣BOOOMMM https://t.co/xx29kiCNwA

[Anthony Lopez @ALopezz_22]

Breaking News: Dolphins trade Jarvis Landry, Kiko Alonso, Cam Wake, Suh, Kenny Stills, Laremy Tunsil, and John Denney for an 8th round pick

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

7 yrs ago, at this exact minute, I was sitting in solitary confinement thinking “You can’t be buying 100 shots of tequila on Tuesday’s Pat”

[Tess K @TWilliams_10]

I feel like wanting Donald Trump to fail is like wanting your DD to be drunk ?? But idk maybe that’s just me

[Legends @LegendsofCH]

Isaiah Thomas: Take me with you!

LeBron: OK

[Connor Seaman @ConnorLSeaman]

Five dollar corn https://t.co/5QmMnGGUkC

[CelticsLife.com @celticslife]

For just $495 you can buy a pair of his shoes and shoot 2-15 and be like Lonzo! https://t.co/ro43Y3ca67

[Arch @archer_conner]

Really just need a girlfriend so she can bring snacks out to the tractor when I forget mine

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

Cousin from foreign country: so what's America like

Me: https://t.co/YJIsbxN0AU

[Ballers Ambition @BalIersA]

just saw a kid shoot a paper ball into a trash can and yell "Steph" instead of "Kobe" https://t.co/9IKYHgAcV6

[Blake Heinz @14Blake]

@alexmarsh7 @ me next time