chris sykes

[chris sykes @16CSYKES]

@NoContextHumans

[Comet @cometwtf]

@dxmiszn @dillondanis Well I didn't warn you about this ratio

[chris sykes @16CSYKES]

@DrewIsSharing drew where can i buy this

[chris sykes @16CSYKES]

@KahSpow @BBCBreaking grade boundaries are ridiculous. i left school in 2021 failing gcse maths, just finished 2nd year college and got 140 marks which is somehow a 3.

[Anonymous @YourAnonOne]

Officer David Grush declares under oath for the first time that the US government is in possession of UFOs and non-human bodies.

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚀✨ @AlderweireldTob's rocket strike that won Royal Antwerp the title!

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

25th October 2022: Michael Carrick is appointed Middlesbrough manager, who are 21st in the Championship.

15th February 2023: Middlesborough are in 3rd place, just 7 points behind the promotion spots.

What a job he’s doing. 🤩 #MUFC

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

✌️ @MarcusRashford ✌️

#MUFC || @PremierLeague

[Man United News @ManUtdMEN]

BREAKING: Manchester United footballer Mason Greenwood has charges against him dropped
#MUFC
https://t.co/PDrouHUPk7

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨| Eric Bailly has been handed a 7-match ban after kung-fu kicking a player during a French Cup fixture.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

To think that if Bale stayed at Spurs he’d be retiring today with 0 trophies instead of the 20 he has now, Kane I hope you’re watching 😂

[utdreport @utdreport]

Ten Hag: "Most purchases have been average - and at #mufc average is not good enough. United's shirt weighs heavily. Only real personalities, who can perform under great pressure, can play here."

[deng @UTDDeng]

I swear Rashy is on Mbappe's level

[george @StokeyyG2]

Apparently this guy didn’t want to give away his number 7 shirt to Ronaldo so the club terminated his contract 😭

[fingaldinz @fingaldinz]

Fuck off does anyone have a starter on Christmas Day 🤣🤣

[Alfie @alfie_sykes4]

Kalvin Phillips went from Yorkshire Pirlo to Yorkshire Pudding