Cam Chappell

[Hernandy D. Uzumaki @hernandy_s]

Pls come back with superpowers Pls come back with superpowers Pls come back with superpowers

[April Ajoy @aprilajoyr]

Please universe give me a news conference where Donald Trump is forced to say "I did not have sexual relations with Bill Clinton."

[MLB @MLB]

The longest #WorldSeries game in history is 18 innings.

We are headed to the 18th inning!

[Fr. Paul @BackwardsFeet]

Leo XIV is from the Midwest which means he's actually the Ope

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

2025 Kentucky Derby results:
1. 🐎
2. 🐎
3. 🐎
4. 🐎
5. 🐎
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7. 🐎
8. 🐎
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[Spellgage @spellgage]

The year is 2005. The Pope just died, but you’re excited to see Revenge of the Sith in theaters.

The year is 2025. The Pope just died, but you’re excited to see Revenge of the Sith in theaters.

[Jurassic World @JurassicWorld]

We see no possible way this could go wrong

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

2 great 2 depression maybe

[mimi ⊹ ‧₊˚ ౨ৎ @mickeykkuma]

Their beef is older than the U.S mind you and they gathered like the power puff girls against trump 😭

[Avengers @Avengers]

#AvengersDoomsday. Now in production.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

“I didn’t vote for this! 😡 ”

Yes you did, Bethanny. You just voted for it to happen to other people and not you.

[nova @comfypill]

"you're so quiet" thanks! i actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me

[kat @kyber_kat]

forget 4DX, will there be singalong versions where it’s socially acceptable for the entire theater to quote the movie aloud as if we’re collectively casting a spell?

[Cam Chappell @16cchappell]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

the worm in rfk jr’s brain driving to his first day at the new job

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

True story

[grace (sport mode) @GRobs_Boston]

im actually a normal person who does not, even for a second, think about my pilot's skin color at all. because if my pilot was not qualified to fly, they wouldn't be in the fucking cockpit