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I love my wife and daughter

[El Borto @bortinez_]

Still no evidence he sold Kirk the fent that killed him. NEXT!

[dollete 🇲🇽 | 📮 de cumple @dolleteluvshoon]

"Voy a ver qué hay para desayunar"

*un putísimo huevo hijo de la chingada*:

[uɐ̗ɹ @breellitos]

@erensito7w7 a huevo

[⚛︎ @GioNuclear]

ever since mexico lost life hasn’t felt the same

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

Just found out Joe Rogan and Dana White are two different people

[J @trihsxnoj]

@GarrettQuinn

[Garrett @GarrettQuinn]

World Cup loses hit harder as you age. You think about where you will be in four years, how your kids will be older, if you’ll ever see your country win, your own mortality, and how many more of these you’ll see. I have probably 11-12 left in my life. Unsettling thought, really.

[bej @bejam1n_]

why are they trying to pin this on a random guy instead of the dealer that sold charlie the fentanyl he OD’d on

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 45 minutes. He's so sharp. Just like always he let me do all of the talking. He's a great listener. After that we prayed silently for awhile and had a staring contest. Just like always, he beat me. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The fact that you can be brain dead and still be a Republican Senator is very on brand for the entire party.

[Doktor Ross Sewage MD @sewage666]

friendly reminder: they never paid the lady who snitched on luigi and she was fired from her job

[ann TIENE LIMIT | ARIRANG 🇲🇽 @kaiserpros]

PODEMOS HABLAR Y HACER HIT TWEETS DE QUE NOS ESTÁ INVADIENDO ISRAEL Y PRIVANDO EL AGUA EN MÉXICO POR FAVOOOOOR

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

In my entire life I've only heard the phrase "boys will be boys" used when like a 7 year old breaks his leg trying to jump off a roof using an umbrella as a parachute

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

I remember when I was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I spoke to McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning.

He said we should end the war with Iran, quit giving aid to Israel, stop spying on Americans without a warrant, and he’s really sorry about how my primary turned out.

[Alan @Al4nxcats]

*Toda latam discutiendo si el partido fue comprado o no*
La subtrama de méxico:

[pjd @garcia_gos21340]

@Al4nxcats Lo único prometido hace 300 años a israel fue una putiza bien dada