Sara

if you can make me laugh or make me a smore then we're already best friends.

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Days are now divided by coffee hours and alcohol hours, there is no other law

[Jen Justus Mueske @SingerJen]

The past two weeks: created a google classroom. Started a google doc. Made a google form by myself. Got a zoom account. So many new things and proud of myself. But I just miss my kids so much. So so so much. Like, so much. 😩❤️

[Wilmington, N.C. Police @WilmingtonPD]

We want to be clear. There is NO curfew. Our officers will NOT be pulling citizens over to ask where they're going. This is a basic breakdown of what the "Stay at Home" order means for you. For specifics, visit https://t.co/bNSSGb8EYk.

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Our problem following Jesus is we're trying to be a better version of us, rather than a more accurate reflection of Him.

[Paige Lucas @Paigelucas213]

How to tell im growing into an adult: I remember struggling to get up for my 8am class but now I wake up at 5, get in a full workout, grab coffee, grocery shop, walk the dog, and shower all before the class would start

Still don’t have a primary physician but hey can’t do it all

[Sara @18Sara_P]

@HunterTLyons @CallMeDugan Woops um I think I tried that temporarily ! Maybe will try again in the future !

[Sara @18Sara_P]

@CallMeDugan @HunterTLyons AND ME PLEASE

[Reagan Rainey @reagandwalker]

Once you accept the fact that queso and margaritas taste better than being skinny, the second half of your life begins

[Chandler Powell @chandlerpowell9]

She said YES! ❤️💍 Almost 6 years ago we met at Australia Zoo. I immediately fell head over heels for your kind and thoughtful heart that radiates so much light. I love you more than anything in this world and I always will.
Forever together sounds perfect.

[Sara @18Sara_P]

@wattsupmacy I’m so excited for you getting a job ! I’m working on it now haha. Hope you find the right home !

[Sara @18Sara_P]

@wattsupmacy Where is it ??

[Sara @18Sara_P]

@tylerdgarner @cbyrdd Yikes

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. the human starts every day. with a cup of warm bean juice. they say it makes them fast. i tried to sneak a taste. but was quickly denied. this is far from fair. i wanna be fast too

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Don’t let what you’re afraid of keep you from what you were made for.

[Sara @18Sara_P]

@roganlose Oh wow

[Sara @18Sara_P]

@HunterTLyons This sounds like a song in the making

[Sara @18Sara_P]

@katywilson65 I was reading this just the other day!! So much fun!!

[Lindsey E Hubbard @LE_Hubbard]

How many times will I google search “affect vs effect” before I actually learn it?

[Benji @HenBepler]

I want a Christian version of the Bachelor where it's just a dude in Birks taking girls to local coffee shops only to tell them that God's telling him to work at camp this summer so he doesnt feel called to be in a relationship rn

[korinne @korinnebaker]

“I want my love for people to be far louder than the opinions I have about stuff” - @bobgoff

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the small neighbor human. has enlisted my help. finding colorful eggs in the garden. i tried to eat the first one i found. but apparently that’s not the objective