2x ETA, the 1st a crucible of hard lessons. 2+ yrs into the 2d, a 35 yr old co. Ex BigLaw, F50, PE. 60 yo, π longevity, joy w my wife and 4 grown kids
Itβs time for a re-introduction.
Iβm Joe Springsteen. I run Mallard β an exterior and window cleaning company in Florida β and Iβm obsessed with building a durable, high-performance B2B service business in a market that doesnβt forgive sloppiness.
We clean apartments, commercial properties, major resorts and portfolios at scale.
But what I really build is teams.
After acquiring a 30+ year old company in a hot market, one thing became obvious:
Service businesses donβt fail because of pressure washers.
They fail because of leadership, systems, and financial discipline.
Iβve failed on all of those, trust me.
So thatβs what I work on.
Rap Sheet:
Owner/Operator, Mallard β’ Acquired & scaling a legacy exterior cleaning company β’ B2B focus (asset managers & commercial portfolios) β’ Occasional speaker on buying and growing service businesses β’ Builder of teams that execute in the Florida heat
Currently:
β Scaling commercial services w 22% rev and 24% EBITDA YoY growth
β Reworking systems (CRM, dispatch, payments, field ops)
β Negotiating smart partnerships
β Building a fleet that makes sense
β Obsessed with margins, retention, brand and intentional travel 12 wks / yr
Happily married with 4 kids and 2 dogs between us. Business builder. Operator first, talker second.
On my feed:
Service business economics, ETA strategies, blue collar leadership, B2B marketing, the occasional contrarian take, successes but more failures.
No generic shit.
Dog and travel photos.
@shawngorham If you can drop $250k into their treasury acct even for a day then balances after that pay interest. I think itβs floating around 3-3.5%
@X friends have impacted every aspect of my life:
Most recently, the guest bed locked and loaded for about $600 with a brief DM: @mattressguy_
Last month a Jeep for my wifeβs 50th (and ongoing fleet services): @MikeCalcara
Ongoing SMB insurance: @MrJoshFro lining up boat insurance because, well, we got a flats boat to clean the waterside of a huge floating paddleboat restaurant
The best biz broker I know that I keep running into at SMB meetups (I suspect many of us see her at these π): @JackieHirsch_
My AI agency: @argoiq and @trentjhughes
My amazing biz coach whom I chat with 2x / month: @jasonmpearl
My SEO guys: @irentdumpsters
The most connected man on X whom I will see IRL this evening in St Pete: @ryanraysr
The guy who protects the π¦ IP: @adamwasch and the OG who recommended him @SMB_Attorney
The guy with the best historical fiction recommendations for my nightly Kindle: @moseskagan
The most inspirational hard-driving SMB dude that makes me want to do more & scale more: @therobertbrooks
The unexpected guy that reached out to me and son @coopsprr with sage advice, legend: @RobertMSterling
The biz broker / life guru who single handedly impacted the move of my cholesterol / liver etc stats in a wildly positive direction with his amazing info: @ClintFiore
The reason I do monthly breakfast taco Tuesdayβs for my crew to this day: @NolanGore
Not an exhaustive list as there are more! Call yourself out π
Denver filled four weeks out. Tomorrow 30 searchers start three days with us and our Deal Team.
Missed it? Tampa is Dec 2β4. Applications close Nov 18.
Tampa is at @EmbarcCollectiv, same format as Denver.
Three days on sourcing, SBA financing, diligence, and closing with our full Deal Team.
Apply here: https://t.co/DtfSsJUyRr
Bruce Springsteen on the lookout for the UPS man.
A signature-required π· π¦ did not want to be rerouted to the local store.
Okay so Bruce and I will just hang at home this Monday afternoon.
Reason #995 why SMB life is a good thing.
Mike has helped me personally with purchasing a rare Jeep for my wifeβs birthday, and also less important but more impactful on our biz, he has helped immensely on managing our fleet of trucks. Telematics, setup of KPIs, and truck sourcing.
Heβs a great guy getting shit done!
Most people hire me for one car and don't realize I also help small business owners with fleets:
Sourcing vehicles, setting up telematics, and tracking maintenance and driver behavior across 10 or 100 trucks.