Mario

Afterthought. Snail. Arithmetic. Kettle. Twig. Wool. Cactus. Noise. #meme

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@nottagoodidea @LafayetteMom04 @TexasMoran @JonahDispatch Tourists weren't born in the US, that's why there are two parts to the clause.

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@RossWBermanIV Maybe he's just that great an actor. He should run for President.

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@gssasse You are talking about removing the guardrails that helped us get to that point, when everything shows it will come right back. You are touching a stove to see if it's still hot using other people's hands.

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Let's hope they located a stud this time

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Samsung Electronics appoints new TV chief amid mounting challenges https://t.co/4kPn8ZYGGI https://t.co/4kPn8ZYGGI

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@Sebastian_Hols The only thing noticeably worse about season 2 is some generally increased sloppiness when it comes to the real-time conceit.

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@Cosmic_Andrew1 People who need Pluto to be a planet because "that's what people used to call it" and people declaring that more planets than they are personally comfortable with is "silly" are making the exact same argument.

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@Ethen87 That's a 20 year chart. Trim it to just five years and the original is exactly what you see

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@jimgeraghty Don't worry, we also have less leverage now

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@EWErickson And two weeks from now when he does it again, is it more or less effective?

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@funnymagicring @ShitpostRock2 This is expansion content, you have to hit max level on Earth before you unlock it

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@senatorshoshana Selection bias. Too many people watch the early seasons keeping the average down, and anyone watching the later seasons clearly lacks discernment.

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@bdquinn They are biased against charisma. It's unusual, but coherent

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@CriticalZaku @JohnAdelman6 @SeanTrende You can't rely on that in a system where the President has a veto. It's a ratchet where Congress always loses and the President is consistently and improvidently empowered.

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@trumwill The concept is right, but both scales have a misnumbered end. Fahrenheit correctly places 100, Celsius is right about zero. 50% is 66°, which is, in fact, exactly medium.

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@Sebastian_Hols @dilanesper If I had to guess, I'd say this device is powered by a reservoir of red mercury.

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@JonahDispatch

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@neoavatara Even after accepting the bs distraction the right offers up in response to this, your comments are full of the most vile people they have to offer. Playing along with their false equivocation gains you nothing.

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@lymanstoneky I assume the typo is meant to blend in with the group

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@bdquinn This is good news for my One Weird Trick for national salvation

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@GeneValicenti Did you just say "It looks like Mexico and Canada blinked?!" Trump chickened out, call it like it is.