Captain Capsaicin

he/him. I play ttrpgs. I grow peppers. I promote humanist ideals. I promote scientific skepticism. BLM. love is love. Stop being assholes.

[Captain Capsaicin @1NegativePerson]

@grok is it bad to be a Nazi?

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@oldgodspod https://t.co/aOp2NGmidN is a great resource for things like this.

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@TuckerCarlson Fuck your stupid face.

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@lillolee @Timodc Just a friendly reminder for the crowd: a person of any sex or gender can be afflicted by postpartum depression.

[Captain Capsaicin @1NegativePerson]

Wait, wait, wait… I thought @patorrezlaw was a foodie; but this week on @openargs he said that he uses Frank’s Red Hot sauce. Frank’s is essentially just the nasty water that comes out of the ketchup bottle if you don’t shake it thoroughly before pouring. Credibility damaged…

[The Dice Cult @thedicecult]

The team, with two new members is tow takes their first steps out of a city they doomed and inevitably saved.
Whats the next step? More blood shed?
On the Backs of Gods goes live TONIGHT at 8pm EST on https://t.co/Paos3fjBW3!
#dnd #ttrpg #rpg #livestream

[OnTheBacksOfGods @BacksofGods]

The team, with two new members is tow takes their first steps out of a city they doomed and inevitably saved.
Whats the next step? More blood shed?
On the Backs of Gods goes live TONIGHT at 8pm EST on https://t.co/KZBEWq9EYK!
#dnd #ttrpg #rpg #livestream

[Captain Capsaicin @1NegativePerson]

@wolf_ariadne @tweetmommybop It’s a bit past 08:30 for me at the time of reading this, and I’m pretty confident I won’t hear anything stupider than “your doctor doesn’t need to know your weight” for the rest of the day.

[Captain Capsaicin @1NegativePerson]

@tweetmommybop Literally illegal for your doctor to turn you in for having an abortion, even in THOSE states. But most importantly FIND A DOCTOR YOU TRUST. If you can’t trust a doctor with information on your cycle, what are going to do when you actually need treatment?

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@benshapiro Lifeless vagina, dry vagina, like an unenthused vagina

…oh wait, that’s your wife.

[Captain Capsaicin @1NegativePerson]

@nimblenoor Maybe every show isn’t for the same viewer. Blatant capitalist cash grab or not, if you trim it down, it’s She-Hulk, Echo, Ironheart, etc. that don’t make the cut, for the sake of dollars, sadly; and then we’re back at not having representation. I wish I were wrong.

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@Crossface02 Mongoose Traveller

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Oh look. We’re back on Tatooine. Again…

[Captain Capsaicin @1NegativePerson]

.@jordanbpeterson you have always been a public voice saying whatever you needed to in order to defend cishet white men.

I’m a cishet white man, and before you depart Twitter, I need to reach out to you and say how much you can fuck yourself. You’re a cunt. Go away forever.

[Captain Capsaicin @1NegativePerson]

I wonder if they also sell anals..er, um, I meant annuals.

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This taint what they meant to say. But I agree, it’s imperative that the trunk be thoroughly cleaned first.

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@alexboakeillo @JPNerd @BacksofGods Roshan is so pretty.

[Captain Capsaicin @1NegativePerson]

Ranger: Be careful. The faefolk are known to be cunning tricksters. They also covet things you and I would consider valueless. Either can be dangerous if you fall for it.

Satyr: Hey adventurers! You wanna buy an NFT of the scent of huckleberries?

[Captain Capsaicin @1NegativePerson]

Breaking Bad is full of reprehensible and immensely unlikable characters; but I think we’ve found the main bad guy. Who puts their palm directly in the middle of a pane of glass to open a door? Pure evil.