PhantomLight

Private account of a real human, with real opinions. Unfortunately, my coworkers would be horrified, so here's an anonymous internet handle instead of a name.

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@theexileddraco I love these!

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@catholic_comedy @Y85668750 @jctkatch Be fruitful and multiply.

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@catholic_comedy Love it 🤣

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@catholic_comedy I much prefer the Malfoid versions where she wants to out-breed the Weasleys, though. But your comics are fantastic!

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@Devon_Eriksen_ @TheAKGuy Okay, now THAT is the bridge too far. Fuck that guy. 🤣

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@ASithLawd Typical wife move: "just because I'm grumpy doesn't mean you can skip saying 'Love you' or a good night kiss."

Luckily, that's also how you un-grump them.

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@6Voodoo I will gladly spend my day listening to synthwave music on YouTube.

But only if the thumbnail art is cool.

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@ShamashAran Well.... Shit.

At least you've got a great sense of humor about it!

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@WeaponOutfitter That or the younger the couple, the more their parents' expectations skew things in favor of "please throw a big party where we can hang out with our friends & show off our kids."

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@JimWolf81 @Jringo1508 They're a big part of the plot, iirc

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@TKohoto Honestly a fantastic analysis. The Malfoid phenomenon has been great and I hope it continues for a long time, acting as the seed that grows English language, Western culture, male adventure novels with romantic elements to make the youth yearn for a wife and family.

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@DidokVaz "Very well, Miss Malfoy. Carry on. Five points to Gryffindor for Mr Potter's scarf donation."

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@WeaponOutfitter Yeah, but can he do the Phil Collins drill with it?

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@ShamashAran South of the Border reference, fantastic! 🤣

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@NateAFischer Crazy, how did you get HR to approve the termination?? 🤣

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@6Voodoo You owe me a new keyboard

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@ArmedJ0y At this point, they might as well come clean and admit that they lost a battalion through the Stargate fighting the Replicators and this was their attempt at covering up the loss.

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@AmanogawaT2025 @lapseR8wx Feel free to throw out some more suggestions!

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@Devon_Eriksen_ @Ramkish68725686 Probably based somewhere that can't spell DNA.

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@BradRTorgersen @RocketPulpHack It's worth watching once.