L-wizzy

Microbiologist&Biotechnologist practitioner.
I love Bikes and Subaru.
DISCLAIMER:I don't share earphones.

[L-wizzy @1an_dollar]

Only God or Nature is good and Nature is perfectly rational

[L-wizzy @1an_dollar]

Brethrens,the message is as clear as daylight

[m.a.l.o.n.e_ @BoiiMillan2786]

Sometimes you just have to say "my future wife would never do that" and move on after misusing that coochie🤧

[L-wizzy @1an_dollar]

The only softness I experience is that of my bedsheets on my https://t.co/1NxtUPAM1s it skin to fabric.

[L-wizzy @1an_dollar]

Umbwa Koko!

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

If PSG wins the UEFA Champions League call me a Dog!

[katinda🇰🇪 @KateCate1604]

@USForeignAssist

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Wambui operates in the value addition business, specializing in the sale of Sundus and the premium raw meat department between her legs. Every evening, Onyango who's a disabled street beggar would pass by while heading back to his humble hacienda in Zimmerman after a long day of conducting open-air GoFundMe campaigns along the streets of Nairobi.

One blessed afternoon, Onyango managed to collect a respectable amount of money from sympathetic Kenyans. Instead of saving the cash or investing in his future, our boy decided to support local businesses by promoting Wambui’s prostitution enterprise. Supporting women empowerment is important, you know.

Now remember, Onyango’s legs are crippled, but his desire to hear good was functioning with full network coverage. Instead of booking a short customer care session, the man went all out and paid for a full overnight package. He carried Wambui home like takeaway food heading for a night vigil of passion and ovaries destruction.

The moment they arrived at the humble Zimmerman hacienda, Onyango immediately prepared to launch his first missile toward Abebo Nyama Mbichi. But while removing his clothes, Wambui’s hawk eyes spotted a thick stash of cash hidden beside the bed. At that very moment, the spirit of illegal asset recovery entered her body.

She began helping Onyango undress while simultaneously massaging the instruments of power like a mechanic warming up an old Toyota Probox on a cold July morning. Onyango closed his eyes and entered another dimension of hearing good. The man thought heaven had finally opened its gates for him. Little did he know that paradise was about to become a crime scene,, Chesaa!

One hand was busy operating the gearbox while the other had already started conducting Operation Asset Recovery. Wambui was multitasking like a Nairobi landlord increasing rent while fixing absolutely nothing. Onyango thought he was approaching climax, but in reality his life savings were being transferred without OTP confirmation.

Unfortunately, Wambui became too focused on financial empowerment and completely forgot she was still handling Onyango’s instruments of power. When Onyango finally opened his sanpanku eyes, he discovered Abebo halfway inside his safe like KRA officers during tax season.

The moment Wambui realized her clearing & forwarding mission had been compromised, she grabbed the cash and sprinted out of the hacienda at a lightning speed. Now, the painful part is that Onyango could not even scream for help.

Because the entire neighborhood knew him as a holy church elder surviving on disability aid and church donations. If he shouted “mwizi” the neighbors would immediately begin asking dangerous questions like: “Since when do disabled church elders participate in overnight horizontal engineering?”

Walimwengu would start asking “Are these the same offerings we contributed on Sunday now financing hearing-good crusades in Zimmerman?” So Onyango remained silent, helplessly watching his life savings disappear into the darkness while his instrument of power remained standing at full attention like a police officer during a national parade.

Honestly, Wambui is not a good person. She could have at least allowed the poor man to release one tadpole for emotional closure before disappearing with his entire future. Right now Onyango is sitting alone in Zimmerman staring directly at poverty with his sanpanku eyes, wondering how one woman managed to rob him financially, spiritually, emotionally, and biologically all in one night.

Nairobi is truly not for beginners. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[L-wizzy @1an_dollar]

Ndio pilot anaingia kwa ndege,moja kwa moja Hadi Azerbaijan.Matawi ndio fuel mamae

[L-wizzy @1an_dollar]

@Kibet_Goat Connect Bana,I'm in the research field

[L-wizzy @1an_dollar]

@BitcoinIntelX Psg 3-1Arsenal

[L-wizzy @1an_dollar]

@Uchechukwu_Jeny What's the issue here, everyone to go get what works for him/her

[L-wizzy @1an_dollar]

@Griz_zly8 She got more dominant energy,she draining you

[L-wizzy @1an_dollar]

@Griz_zly8 Very shitty people.i second this

[Grizzly👽🐐 @Griz_zly8]

Mimi kama kuna watu nachukia ni karao walai,me and my bro kuna siku early in the morning kitu 3am apo weiteithie stage tulikua tunategea gari tuingie tao tuchukue shuttles za kuingia ocha,it happened land cruiser ya karao ikasimama, ni kama mafala walikua patrol,tukawaelezea ni gari tunangoja wakatushow tuingie kwa mariamu watupee lift,na ivo ndo tulijipata Pangani police station tukaekelewa makosa haiko ikabidi tumetoka in the morning na charge ya 2500 each,watu maumbwa sana

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

But most importantly,After what we witnessed the other day a man committing swicide because he didnt want the wife to know he cheated,as a man you must regularly remind your woman who the lion in that house is. It is required that you do so. And you must not ask for approval. You just do it,you are a colonizer. And there are several ways you can do this

Kitu ya kwanza kama mwanaume hufai kuitikia idea ya bibi. Even if she has said something sensible,reject it! Kwani iko nini. Alafu enda urudi jioni. Ukirudi unarudi kama umetwist iyo idea alikupea asubuhi,ukaongesa madoido kidogo,alafu sasa ambia yeye hivo ndio umeamua. Do not be a Yes man!

Kitu ya pili ni muhimu bibi ajue you’re an unpredicatble mad person. North korea has excelled in this. Saa ingine ingia kwa nyumba usiku Toka na TV,rudi baada ya siku mbili. Wakikuuliza ulikua wapi mwambie swali kama iyo anafaa aulize nyanya yake. Then buy her chocolate in the evening mwambie you didn’t mean it. Blame the government!

Saa ingine ukiona tena pembe imeanza kumea,nunua hii karadio ya walkie talkie,patia your collegues,waambie wakuje wakutafute nyumbani wakati hautakua. Na wasikuekelee makosa ya ujinga. Your crime must be important enough to make your wife more curious about you. Waambie waseme makosa yako ni kitu kama Espionage! Wewe ni Russian asset. Ama kitu kama ‘smuggling chemical weapons for bill gates”

Your wife must always be on the lookout for you. Kabla agundue wewe ni kumbavu ya kawaida,mshaagonga 65 years. Mmekua wakongwe! Buana they will never teach you this in unifasti

[L-wizzy @1an_dollar]

@amerix @MutaiHillary_ Feminists and anyone who is bitter and triggered, please comment under this reply so that i can block you.

[L-wizzy @1an_dollar]

Mentally I'm in the pits

[L-wizzy @1an_dollar]

Any woman capable of abandoning her own kids is the modern day witch.I said what I said.

[L-wizzy @1an_dollar]

@KaranjaJojo Do you know anything about the relationship btwn an animal behaviour and animal biology

[L-wizzy @1an_dollar]

@Dammi_Esq Maybe she should have thought of this B4 cheating, he's vindicated

[L-wizzy @1an_dollar]

That babe once told his man on their show that if they were to go back he'd date a guy with beards,first forward the babe has cheated on him with a bearded dude.Guys!The truth always hidden in plain sight!!Mamae,Ruto must Go!!