morgan

Public Figure

[morgan @1captainmorgan_]

My dogs more famous than you. https://t.co/SM87M3n8HN

[Sam Altman @sama]

homeboy you're the one sellling public market investors on short-term space datacenters

[Allen B. @Alleninvests]

Everyone in sales under 6 ft right now.

[Seahawks Fan @ChrisFiexen]

Would you rather your girl die or leave you for a Savannah banana

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[WBTV News @WBTV_News]

LeBron James loves Bojangles -- could that be enough to lure him to the Charlotte Hornets? 🏀

Story: https://t.co/u0GdeBUofN

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

So you spent $9000 per month in tokens to do the job that you already did and you used the extra time to scroll X instead?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: TSA warns World Cup visitors not to pack oversized bottles of ranch dressing in their carry-ons, as ranch mania spreads among foreign fans.

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

Americans after paying $300 billion to Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz which was never closed

[Stock Talk @stocktalkweekly]

*IRAN AGREES TO OPEN STRAIT OF HORMUZ IN RETURN FOR SPACEX IPO ALLOCATION

[New York Post @nypost]

Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station https://t.co/DkE9a4Vx4h

[Softboy @softboywin]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[22gunner @Gnar1104]

pray for my bro

[☥ @GoonExile]

my dad is currently at war with modern technology

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Caught myself on Call of Duty last night telling an 11 year old he ain’t got no money bitches or motion, I gotta get a new hobby

[Chris Williamson @ChrisWillx]

What the fuck is happening

[TSA @TSA]

Protein shakes? 3.4 oz or less, but rotisserie chickens??? As many as you can fit in your carry-on.