'I'm not having these new Grinch videos. The £85 Grinch wasn't performing for the cameras. He did it for the love of the game. Anyone can chuck a Christmas tree when they've got permission & everyone's laughing. Phone me when they pour Fairy up liquid over a woman's floor & son.'
Oh you want to “travel more” this year? Your typical Sunday is “roast then pub”? First round is on you if I “show up”? Somebody put me out of my misery