Daniel Kumar

Picture not actual size. I'm smart, funny, a charmer, a philanthropist, and I've got a rapist wit. Also available in scratch and sniff.

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@chrisjohnallen Alabama has a losing record against both Texas and OU. Alabama has never beaten Texas' starting QB. Bama took out the Texas starting QB in every game they've won.

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Haven't been racially stereotyped in a while, but thanks to 2 @Costco Fort Worth employees, one being a manager, that streak is over.

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@MailOnline

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is fake – I did *not* tweet out a link to The New York Times!

[Daniel Kumar @1man1keyboard]

Would a writer please investigate Angela Lansbury's death? You know, for old time's sake. Thanks.

#murdershewrote #AngelaLansbury #AngelaLansburyRIP

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How long until the Left and #Lizzo figure out that President James Madison owned 100 slaves and freed zero of them? She's been invited to his home after playing his flute. His political party later became the modern Democrat party. #woke #slavery #Democrat

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@NikkiFried This right here is why you should NOT be governor.

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@drpepper We #Texans would appreciate if you would start making 16 ounce cans. 12 oz leaves you wanting just a little more. Thanks.

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@GavinNewsom Meanwhile the state goes further into debt by a poorly run government and expects the rest of The United States to bail them out.

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@StephenKing Stick to writing books since you don't understand Texas law.

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@MarkHamill @January6thCmte Why haven't any of the "insurrectionists" been charged with insurrection? Because you libertards were told to believe it was a coup... by a bunch of unarmed people who were let in.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Only thing more remarkable than DOJ not leaking the list is that no one in the media cares. Doesn’t that seem odd?

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@HansenGail1 @CptnSpaulding71 @StephenKing So defending against a cane is an option but you want to ban guns so people can't defend themselves against a gun with a gun. 🙄

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@StephenKing I see you are still writing fiction. Stick to that.

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@runewarrior @davidmweissman @elonmusk @AOC Based on the fact that she doesn't know what she is talking about.

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@ceviche_guevara @gfyhand @davidmweissman @Timcast @elonmusk @AOC Yes, the econ major who doesn't understand economics at all.

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@CougsDevon @davidmweissman @NRA @markrobinsonNC It's already illegal to shoot people. It's already illegal to take a gun into a school. The murderer didn't obey the law. How would more gun laws stop someone who don't obey the law?

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@waltermasterson @DanBilzerian @elonmusk Walter, thanks for your opinion. So where is your money and strippers?