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[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

Abdul Carter, who was charged with misdemeanor assault for allegedly fracturing a man’s rib, is angry that Jaxson Dart would “align himself” with Donald Trump and wants to show teammates he’s a good person by opposing it

Modern NFL priorities in a nutshell

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

> Spend 15 years grooming JD Vance
> Pour $15 million into JD’s senate run
> Get JD installed as Vice President
> Worst Vice President in American history
> He considers not even running in 2028
> Flee to Argentina in defeat with your husband

[Steve Byrne @stevebyrnelive]

This is rich coming from her. Here's a personal story of the irony here: 2007, CH does The Tonight show w Jay Leno. She makes fun of Angelina Jolie & her newly adopted son, 3 yr old Pax, who is Asian.

CH: “He probably doesn’t even realize he’s Asian yet! He certainly doesn’t know he’s going to be a horrible driver… or that he’s going to be amazing at doing nails!”

The next few days there was plenty of outrage, disappointment & accusations of racism levied against NBC.

2 weeks later, I'm booked on The Tonight Show & I've already had my set approved. I was told, I can't tell any of my jokes because of the blowback of her hacky, racist jokes. Yes, I couldn't tell jokes about being Asian because she did so much damage making fun of Asians.

Then, weeks later of 2007, I performed at a showcase where CH was present. Prior to, I had never spoken to, met or interacted with her & as I was wrapping up my set, I mentioned her in the crowd? It's odd to see a comedian sitting in a showcase watching w audience, so I mentioned it in passing. She then yelled out "you're doing a great little Asian job".

MY POINT: I personally know Shane & Tony aren't racist. In fact, I don't think Chelsea is racist. Sure, she's got a long history of promiscuity, an affinity for day drinking, publicly stated she's prescribed a healthy dose of anti depressants, rumored to be awful to work for or with, has a punch card to a plastic surgeon, accused of punching down in her comedy, never been married or had kids & lives alone in her 50s, had dinner with Jeffrey Epstein but c'mon gang, she's not racist.

[Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @pelositracker]

Breaking: Senate voting to end the war in Iran has failed, 49-50

After John Fetterman’s (D) ‘No’ Vote Blocks It

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

9/11 for anti gunners

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

The Governor of Massachusetts, which has the second highest energy prices in the country, tries to explain energy with donuts

She’s laughing at you

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Banger 😂

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Bartenders when you ask them to change the channel from a replay of yesterday’s horse races to the very popular college basketball tournament

[Collin @1nOnlyCollin]

@Haeze @tysen How are you so wrong yet you remain so confident?

[dev @zivdotcat]

2022: “bro there’s this site called chatgpt. it literally helped me finish my assignments.”

2026:

[Mike Kennealy for Governor @MikeKennealy]

Patriots are 6-2 in the Super Bowl under Republican Governors.

Patriots are 0-4 in the Super Bowl under Democratic Governors.

This November, you know how to vote.

[Jordan Moore @iJordanMoore]

Tom Brady on if he’s rooting for the Patriots in the Super Bowl: “I have no dog in the fight. May the best team win.”

David Ortiz when the Red Sox arch rival simply loses a series:

[Drake Maye Lover @drakemayeloverr]

First time he’s shown emotion on the field all year

What a time to do it �

[Mike From Woburn @MikeFromWoburn]

Bill Polian was Bills GM, lost 3 straight Superbowls & was fired. The 1st Loss was due to a Bill Belichick D game plan that is already in the HOF.
He was Colts GM where his team was repeatedly embarrassed by Belichick's Patriots & had the rules changed.
He's a bitter sore loser.

[Andrew Callahan @_AndrewCallahan]

The play that sent the #Patriots to the Super Bowl was not by design. It was Drake Maye taking the game into his own hands on a naked bootleg for the ages.

"I hit my block, and all the defenders started running the other way. I'm like, 'What? Oh my God.'"
https://t.co/FRXFHw0QwD

[FitzyGFY 🍺 (brew checkmark) @FitzyGFY]

Louder for the people in the back, Miss Adams

[Will Campbell Lover @WillCampbellLov]

“Matthew Stafford is my brother. He is my teammate. I would rather be wrong than to turn my back on Matthew Stafford”

-Dan Orlovsky 2021

[SNEAKO UPDATES @Sneak0o]

SNEAKO & Clavicular spoke to James Fishback, who explained his proposal for a 50% OF “Sin Tax” in Florida and directly called out Sophie Rain to “pay up or quit.” 👀

“Sophie Rain owes the state of Florida $42 million. If she’s gonna be a resident here and sell her images on the internet, we wanna cut of it. Or she can stop doing it. Those are her choices. Give us our taxes, or she can quit and do something actually dignifying.”

[James Fishback @j_fishback]

Hey @SophieRaiin, pay up.

It’s time to raise teacher pay and improve school lunches.