Joey V

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[Joey V @2001oblivious]

Hi guys, have a great day! Love you all!

- Joey Voto 😊

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Vaping is weird... you walk past a group of dudes who look like gangsters but smell like strawberry muffins...

[Andrew O'Hara @Andrew_OSU]

My kid's school just sent out a PDF with all the days that school is closed -- in-service days, holidays, etc. I just asked Siri on iOS 27 to add all of the dates to the family calendar & it did it. It took 2 seconds, which would have taken me 15 minutes before. SO COOL.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

So, "In The Air Tonight" by Phil Collins came on a few minutes ago at work.

I was the ONLY person who did the air drum solo.

I don't wanna work here anymore. I don't need that kind of negativity in my life.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Banks should do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled.

This is the fifth one I've been to that says Insufficient Funds.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

A hacker got into my bank account and left me a note:

"Please save more money, this was a complete waste of my time".

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.

Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.

[Joey V @2001oblivious]

@Andrew_OSU ?

[Niels | AppleDsign @appledsign]

Anyone else noticed this Dynamic Flow on the iOS 27 Wallpaper?

[Joey V @2001oblivious]

@brroookee @EE try turning off the eSIM and turning it back on

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My favorite Stephen King novel is the one about the clown…

You’ve probably heard of IT.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from ALDI.

It even came with Aldi king’s horses and Aldi king’s men.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Did you hear about the bus full of Elvis impersonators that crashed on the way to Las Vegas?

Nobody was hurt, but they were all shook up.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I just asked my son what he learned today at school, and he told me: “not enough, because I have to go back tomorrow.”

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

What's the best present you can gift?
A broken drum.

Nobody can beat that.

[Apple Hub @theapplehub]

Tim Cook is officially stepping down as CEO of Apple as of September 1, 2026 🚨

John Ternus will become the new CEO

[Apple Hub @theapplehub]

The iPhone 18 Pro and iPhone 18 Pro Max will reportedly be available in four new colors: Dark Gray, Silver, Dark Cherry, and Light Blue 🔥

Source: Macworld

[Andrew O'Hara @Andrew_OSU]

Finally! AirPods Max upgrade we've been waiting for! Didn't have this on my radar!

AirPods Max 2:
-Better ANC
-H2 Chip
-Live Translation
-Adaptive Audio
-Conversation Awareness
-Voice Isolation
-Studio-quality recording
-Hear protection
-Head Gestures
-Camera Remote
-Lossless

[Spotify @Spotify]

The Mix button in the right hands >>>

Here are some fan-made transitions we’re obsessed with in the 🧵: