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[202lou @202lou]

Death, taxes, and CMs challenging CM McDuffie in the legislative arena and taking the L… I guess CM Parker got some good grandstanding out of it courtesy of City Paper.

[202lou @202lou]

Really sucks that we have to make more things felonies because we can’t get @DCPoliceUnion to enforce misdemeanors.

[202lou @202lou]

2018 solutions in 2024 : /

[202lou @202lou]

It’s like DC is saying ‘Will every DC government employee with options please leave’

[PoPville @PoPville]

"District Government will be shifting from 2 routine telework days per week to 1 day per week, effective March 10" https://t.co/r5WIeLOwBT

[202lou @202lou]

This is v bad reporting. The flyer is about alleged racism around Gaza but they don’t mention that at all* so the story can ride on the ‘crime is out of control’ narrative

(*except to say they are deliberately not mentioning it because it might take some REPORTING)

[Allison Papson @AllisonPapson]

A flyer is now posted in Columbia Heights calling for shoplifters to ransack their local grocery store. #WashingtonDC

[202lou @202lou]

*still a highlight of the year*

[202lou @202lou]

I mean, these people decided to build a team around Jordan Poole and Kyle Kuzma....

[202lou @202lou]

Objectively speaking, it's pretty wild that anyone is falling over themselves to give money and be associated with the Wizards.

[202lou @202lou]

Objectively speaking, it's pretty wild that anyone is falling over themselves to give money and be associated with the Wizards.

[202lou @202lou]

90% of caps fans are from Virginia and the wizards have been incomprehensibly horrible for 4 decades.

Meh.

[202lou @202lou]

Honest question: how do you run a turkey drive if you don’t have a constituent services fund? Where the transparency about who is paying for the turkeys? Idk how that works.

[Councilmember Zachary Parker @CMZParker5]

My team hosted our holiday turkey giveaway today. 35% of Washingtonians face food insecurity, meaning the holidays bring added uncertainty about putting food on the table. We sent food across Ward 5 to hundreds of neighbors because we all deserve a good meal this holiday season.

[202lou @202lou]

“Every Black person I know in the city” from Cora Masters Barry is objectively A LOT of people

[Alex Koma @AlexKomaDC]

“Every Black Person I know in the City, especially in Ward 8 thinks you are a RACIST!” Cora Masters Barry, D.C.'s former First Lady, texted Andy Shallal, according to an email @mitchryals got his hands on.

He says she's now banned from his restaurants:
https://t.co/F6v5omvuJD

[202lou @202lou]

[name of the store] + 'S = name of the store in DC

[Washingtonian Problems @WashProbs]

What’s DC math?

[202lou @202lou]

This map has me so confused. The shaded area in Ward 5 contains the largest grocery store in Ward 5.

[Zach Israel @ZachBIsrael]

A reminder today that of the 75+ full-service grocery stores in the District, only 4 are currently located in the parts of Wards 7 and 8 east of the Anacostia River, where more than 1 out of every 5 DC residents live. Wards 1 & 4 now have 13 and 12, respectively. #EndFoodDeserts

[202lou @202lou]

What's NOT on this flyer? the direction the one-way street will go!

North or south?? who can know for sure?!?

#EvenFlyersNeedEditors

https://t.co/ns6XP0nXlY

[Commissioner Aru Sahni (5F02) @Aru5F02]

Latest on the upcoming 8th St NE safety project from @DDOTDC.

[202lou @202lou]

This is the correct response

[Dave Stroup @DaveStroup]

I'm sorry, what are we doing here?

[202lou @202lou]

Scene: As the 🍕 comes out at hour 11 of the @councilofdc budget mtg

CM Trayon White: “this is the longest one of these I’ve been to”

Chair Mendo: “this is the longest one I’VE been to”

Trayon: “and you’ve been here 50 years!”

Mendo: “55”

[202lou @202lou]

DC is, and may become, many things… Detroit isn’t anywhere on that list.

[Martin Austermuhle @maustermuhle]

"When I used to catch Uber, it was $7. Not I can't find anything from Ward 8 that's less than $22. Now we're going to add more to get downtown?" says White. "We're setting ourselves to be Detroit if we're not careful."

[Potomac Fever @FeverPotomac]

@politicshour @CMZParker5 @tomsherwood @AdamEbbin I’m curious if CM Parker will commit to running a positive campaign next time. I was very troubled by his messages to the “DC Homos” twitter account where he wanted the account to personally attack his opponent, Faith Hubbard. Messages that CM Parker sent are below:

[202lou @202lou]

Are any reporters going to ask Vince Gray* if he agrees with his Comms Director that Charles Allen should resign? (*if they can find him) @BarrasReport @TheArtist_MBS @mitchryals @theHillisHome @maustermuhle

[202lou @202lou]

Protip: if you mark every email as important, I will consider none of them important.