Chris Lee

When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

Great to see Billy The Fish, the half-man, half fish goalkeeper of @vizcomic getting a dream transfer from Fulchester United and making the bench for Manchester United last night in the Europa League QF. #Mufc

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

There goes my resadancy at PONTINS gutted as you were LIAM GALLAGHER x

[Karl Minns @karlminns]

Give a man a Fish album and he'll listen to prog for a day. Give him a Rod album and he'll come to the conclusion that his best stuff was with The Faces.

[Mike Cordingley @MikeCordingley]

Deaths yesterday across Europe:

Spain 2
Italy 87
Germany 24
France 52
Turkey 28
Belgium 42
Sweden 84
Portugal 14
Ireland 6
Poland 13
Romania 13
Hungary 8
Netherlands 28
UK 324

It's fine.

[Chris Lee @212ChrisLee]

Pleased to see that you are finding all of this a good laugh @julianknight15 ...... 😡

#solihull @SolihullUpdates

[Sarah Vine @WestminsterWAG]

Dear Twitter: I’ve woken up today and am not angry about anything. Can you help?

[David Mitchell @RealDMitchell]

There’s currently an annoying helicopter circling around while I’m trying to work. I assume it’s the police checking that, as per the latest government guidance, everyone’s doing whatever the fuck they like.

[Chris Lee @212ChrisLee]

@billykenber Boris managed to run the country whilst in isolation - is DC more important than the PM?
Also why return with wife and child? Back to covid hotspot and unsecure house?

[Chris Lee @212ChrisLee]

@billykenber I read your article in today’s Times regarding DC. One question I would like an answer to is - why did DC decide to return to London when he became fit to work? Why not work from where he was, as per the Governments directions....?

[Chris Lee @212ChrisLee]

@BBCPolitics Any instinct on this @julianknight15 ?

[Chris Lee @212ChrisLee]

@prodnose Roxy’s Sultaneque....

[Ivor Baddiel @Ivorbaddiel]

It’s ridiculous. Exercise once a day? I’ve never done that in my life.

[🇬🇧📺 Classic British TV 📺🇬🇧 @Classicbritcom]

Remembering the late Actor, Geoffrey Hughes (2 February 1944 – 27 July 2012)

[United Zone @ManUnitedZone]

Nothing to see, just Eric Cantona dressed up as a King with Liam Gallagher as his butler 😂🔴🔵

[Chris Lee @212ChrisLee]

Wow!

[Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath]

I genuinely don’t understand how Jeremy Corbyn could have lost.

He announced his pronouns and everything.
https://t.co/sPu4NNF487

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

Bob Dylan, 1962.

[Chris Lee @212ChrisLee]

🤣😂🤣😂

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

By the way, I've recently joined Bucks Fizz. Although they keep me very much in the background. I don't even get to whip my skirt off.

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

Why am I just hearing about this now?

[Chris Lee @212ChrisLee]

🤣😂🤣😂

[David Brent Fans @DavidBrentMovie]

Teams that could get a result against Man Utd right now.