Asphole

infiltrate the dealer find the supplier

[cal? @cal_gif]

wtf is a 401k I can barely run 2 miles :(

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

Jesus, We need YOU now.

[em @sincerelijah]

idaho is literally the best state, police are amazing, everyone loves each other, overall great place and it's noticeable

[Mariah Malibu @MariahMalibuNT]

Does anyone know when we all get our checks for being on this season of American Horror Story?

[TMA @horse_plug]

Yo Mom and Dad, thanks for raising me the right way.

[TM ❁ @_ttgm]

Day 5 in quarantine:

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

So weird a guy ate a bat halfway across the world and now I can’t go to the gym.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

It is my great honor to declare Sunday, March 15th as a National Day of Prayer. We are a Country that, throughout our history, has looked to God for protection and strength in times like these....

[Asphole @21_aspen]

I've been working on an emergency fund the past couple of months and showed it to my dad the other day. I was on FaceTime with my mom tonight telling her about it and my dad in the background said, "You're emergency fund would get you to Blackfoot"😂

[Asphole @21_aspen]

Praying that the guys from @QueerEye show up at my doorstep tomorrow.

[Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge]

roses are red
violets are blue
your oils may be essential
but vaccines are too

[relatable @byreIatable]

This Super Bowl is so boring that I’d almost rather be doing my homework that’s due tomorrow

[gabby♡ @gabbycast16]

It’s 2/3/19 which means today is the only day you can rt this

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

I have students who suffer daily from soul crushing anxiety & yet they still show up to class. They get out the door & force every single step forward. When you stop & think how difficult that must be, you realize we have so many courageous & heroic young adults among us.

[blake @blake_bise]

Ted Bundy: *cuts his hair*

Police: