Tonnie:

GOD IS GREAT|°|
ⓒⓡⓔⓓⓔ ⓠⓤⓐⓓ ⓗⓐⓑⓔⓢ,ⓔⓣ ⓗⓐⓑⓔⓢ|°|Formula 1 enthusiast |°| #mufc|°| #F1|°|
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[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

DStv Kenya has officially announced 4 new packages, starting November 5, with monthly prices starting at Sh750 and going up to Sh7,300.

Here is how they compare:

1. Starter (Sh750): 116+ channels, La Liga, local content and entertainment.

2. Select (Sh1,500): 149+ channels, movies, series, news and Serie A.

3. Sports (Sh3,000): 159+ channels, including the Premier League, Champions League, Europa League and Conference League.

4. Ultimate (Sh7,300): 180+ channels, including Formula 1, rugby, tennis, MotoGP and golf.

[Mzee Kobe 🐝 @mzee_ki]

Kuja nje urudie Ile maneno ulisema Jana. Kumbaf!!

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

I think we are just better off as friends

[Msudi @Msudi970734]

Makosa Tottenham watafanya leo ni kuingia kwa hiyo field .

[²⁹ @beingblackie_]

We might never see anything like this again

[Kenya troll football ⚽ @bomboluly]

Sofapaka fc calling Kariobangi Sharks to join them in the NSL

[Zachary Oguda @zaxoguda]

Kariobangi Sharks reporting for NSL duty after celebrating the FKF 2019 rules which they made.

[Kenya troll football ⚽ @bomboluly]

After many years of beautiful football from Kariobangi Sharks, it's OFFICIAL,

THEY'RE RELEGATED.

[Gabriel mo: @Gabriel_gunner2]

Hapo kwa Shabana Naishaaaaaa 😂😂
#TafrijaKiPwanii

[The Truthful Men @Dollar__SM]

Evans Nduta at Murang'a Law Courts

[Gabriel mo: @Gabriel_gunner2]

Vile inafaaaaaa.
Tumekua wengi wana mombasa.
Cheki ball 🔥

[Twítterati @Twiiterati]

Wantam anabank on Wicknell lakini sijui mbona naona huyo msee akienda sayuni before August 2027 throwing into panic.😂😂😂

[Tonnie: @22bundo]

@Pinkkiescent 😂😂

[Crystal Asige @CrystalAsige]

Today everyone’s getting it!

They removed me from the Senate Committee on Roads, Transport & Housing where I champion inclusive transport and mobility, sustainable cities, and accessibility in the built environment for the rights of over 8 million persons with disabilities as provided for in the PWD Act of 2025.

Everyday, I come to this house diligently to do my job, to execute the business of those I was brought here to represent, and I do it well even with a disability.

If this is punishment by the leadership - so be it, but one thing that people ought to know is that God has a knack for turning a bad situation into a glorious occasion! 😉 #VIP

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

Kenya raises its flag at half mast after Sifuna looses bookten’s respect 💀

[Eric @amerix]

This song is called Tres impoli (You are impolite) by Franco Makiadi, the leader of TPOK Jazz.

The song is 42 years old. It was recorded in 1984 in Gabon.

It is about an impolite, mannerless man.

The truth about this song is that Franco was impatient with a band member called Papa Ndombe Opetum, whom he sent to police remand for stealing a piece of meat.

Opetum was a stubborn, mannerless band member who, whenever he was sent to buy meat, sliced a portion for himself.

In fact, one of the songs composed for him by Simaro Lutumba, called Mbongo (Money), was later recorded by another obedient member, Djo Mpoyi, because Opetum had misbehaved.

When he sliced Franco's meat, Franco called the police on him. After staying in remand for 2 weeks, Opetum took off and rejoined Tabu Ley's band, Afrisa International.

He is seen here with Tabu Ley's band in a London Live concert, dancing like a comedian in Beyou Ciel's song Embouroumounkoue at 0:04 - 0:08 (https://t.co/isiWn6836M)

It is after Opetum left that Franco composed this song, Tres Impoli (Why are you impolite?)

My favourite verse in the song: 3:25

Chaussette etoboka - (Your socks are torn.)

Okoti na ndako ya bato oti makolo na mesa. Nzoka ezali mesa bato ba lelaka. - (You enter someone’s house and put your legs on the table. Yet people use that table to eat.)

This was Opetum's character.

Later, in 1988, when Franco was sick in Belgium, Opetum sneaked back to TPOK, where he composed two hits, ANGELA and TAWABA (https://t.co/aolQYdYCAe.)

Opetum collapsed and died in Kinshasa on 24th May 2012, aged 68 years.

[dennis ombachi OLY @ombachi13]

THANK YOU RONALDO 🐐🐐🐐

Let’s make Portuguese inspired grilled Octopus in honor of a player who made every World Cup feel a little more special.

Whether it’s the end of an era or just another chapter, Football has given us many legends but there will only be one Cristiano Ronaldo.

THE GREATEST THERE IS, THE GREATEST THERE WAS, AND THE GREATEST THERE EVER WILL BE!

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

Catherine Jerono Tomno aka NTSA misadvised to sue me!

Have told her lawyers to file suit.

Looking forward to the suit so that we trace where the NTSA fines go to!

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

NTSA Director General says @ntsa_kenya fines are not paid through eCitizen to avoid fraud … Is the DG saying eCitizen is fraudulent???????

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Lumumba Vea is at Congo DR's match with Colombia after health and immigration problems prevented him from attending their World Cup opener 🇨🇩