Jonathan K

Data Analyst | Auditor

[Your Car Guy @KasajjaAndrew3]

NOTICE!
All 2011 model vehicles will be classified as contraband under new regulations and will not be permitted for clearance effective July 2026. Clear your imported or unregistered vehicle before the 30th day of June, 2026!

[Dr. Sserunjogi Emma @DrSerunjogiEmma]

Like I said, this month we are closing in on $10K MRR, our dream is almost coming to reality before we are even in the middle of the month.

By end of this month, we should be able to hit $10k MRR, our API costs, the biggest expese is now down to less than $1k per month, thanks to model layering.

No offices, No HR, just a single HP laptop 8GB RAM and MTN internet, we built something amaizing from our living room.

[Halimah Salmah @MaleAdvocate28]

The fastest way to find out if it’s love or business is to stop sending money 😂

[Joshua Ayebale @JoshAyebale]

@256JonathanK @ghosts16ab You're spot on bro!

[Jonathan K @256JonathanK]

@JoshAyebale @ghosts16ab This must have been in that Porsche Cayenne you used to drive.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Man to man: You're now that person who is always tired, leaves early and comes late. You're now experiencing what your father experienced. Do you now forgive him for not always being there?

[Canary Mugume @CanaryMugume]

@emeka_ug You have a great choice of guests for your show. They mash me up.

[Dr. Sserunjogi Emma @DrSerunjogiEmma]

Our earnings coming in handy.
Tech will make you rich in a very short period

We did launch on 15th January 2026 and now making serious sales. Never raised any funding and just running the entire company on a single HP laptop of 8GB RAM.

That's tech and it's king. SaaS is alive

[Berneese @theberneese]

The World Cup final ticket price starts from £6500

[Dr. Aine @ Emotors @DokitaSharon]

@256JonathanK More luxurious, comfortable and long lasting.

[Jonathan K @256JonathanK]

@DokitaSharon Lexus. It's more luxurious and has more features.

[Jonathan K @256JonathanK]

@najunaezra44 @roxie_ug @Nabimara_Paul @ENamugabe96082 @AtukundaArnold @Sir_vic68 @KasajjaAndrew3 @DokitaSharon @Weymer15 @Rahim_autos @bamwinejnr Auris.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Most men aren’t afraid of being generous. They’re afraid of discovering the generosity was the only thing keeping her interested.

[SP kananura Michael @M_Kananura]

Did you know?

Fridays registered the highest number of road crashes in 2025, followed by Saturdays & Sundays. The trend shows that weekends consistently carry a higher burden of fatal crashes compared to weekdays.

This calls for extra vigilance as we travel during this period, especially by avoiding speeding, careless overtaking, distracted driving & other risky behaviors on the road.

Let us all play our part in promoting safer roads & protecting lives.

[Phiona Kyeru @kyeruphiona]

I hooked up two of my friends a while ago. They exchanged numbers, vibed for a week, and he finally asked her out for "drinks" on Friday. She showed up an hour late, walked in, and found him already sipping his second glass. When the waiter came, she immediately started ordering a whole main course, while he just stuck to his beverage. They chatted, but the vibe was definitely off. When the bill arrived, he paid for his exact drinks, slid the receipt over, and said, "I specifically invited you out for drinks, not food. This part is yours." Now she’s screaming in the group chat about how broke he is, but the screenshot of the invite literally just says: "Let’s grab a drink this Friday."

[Dr. Eric Berg DC @dr_ericberg]

7 benefits of nutritional yeast:

1. B-Vitamins – There are a lot of benefits to taking B vitamins, especially in their natural form.

B1 – Stress and Energy
B2 and B3 – Good for the skin, digestion, hair, and nails
B6 – Essential for mitochondria to make energy.

2. Minerals – Potassium, Magnesium, Calcium

3. Trace Minerals – Chromium, Selenium, Zinc. One of its purposes is to help as a cofactor in enzymes.

It is also good for hair, nails, skin, muscle, and anything with protein

4. Amino Acids

5. Fiber – can help decrease insulin or insulin resistance indirectly which could also help you with your blood sugar.

6. Glutathione – a very powerful antioxidant. Helps prevent oxidation in different parts of the body.

7. Beta Glucan – It is very good for the immune system and protects you from viruses and bacteria.

Dr. Eric Berg, DC, not MD; information only

[ebrah · PHP @AutoTrendzUg]

Importing a car from Japan is not the hardest part. Not getting scammed before the car leaves Japan is!

Here is the thread with the info I wish anyone about to import a car read before they wired a single dollar.

Save it and share it with anybody considering importing a car from Japan.

[Ben Mwine 🇺🇬 π @benmwine]

PREACH!!!

[Dr. Sserunjogi Emma @DrSerunjogiEmma]

Now you know, the real barrier to entry into the startup world was never building or ideas.

Marketing and sales... That's the real barrier and someone who understands this will beat any good product and can launch any number of sustainable Startups.

The rest is background noise

[Dr. Sserunjogi Emma @DrSerunjogiEmma]

Our Startup 4 months, since launch today. Our average daily income has always been $300+ and we are now moving to $400+ daily.

The goal is $1000+ daily revenue by end of the year.

Reminder, this startup exists only on an 8GB HP laptop with just 2 employees and no office or shop.

Also, we are purely bootstrapped with no VC funding and our growth is organic without running ads.