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[Santi @PeakSxnti]

If they return the two league titles to Manchester United, Bruno Fernandes will still have zero league titles.

[V ØR VØSS @NL_Vossi]

Not even exaggerating but if I went on holiday with someone and they started stealing chicken from kfc I’m telling their mum.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

$8 coffee followed up by a tip screen, i’ll kill everyone in here

[✌🏼 @26JH_]

Guys collected all day party infinity stones x7, fair play

[HB @Haksz_]

I’ve been to 42 events this year (yes i like to party) & I haven’t spent £50 on even one of those events.

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[adidas Football @adidasfootball]

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.

#YouGotThis

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[✌🏼 @26JH_]

You took us there champ 💙

[Bukayo Saka @BukayoSaka87]

You deserve more Arsenal fans 💔

[Doc @karthikadhaigal]

Rival fans rn

[Nasarr @__nasarr]

UK in summer is absolutely heaven .

Just look at today mehn.

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

Vincent Kompany defends Vini Jr and criticizes José Mourinho for his statements after the game

[CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️ @CBSSportsGolazo]

Kate Scott's powerful statement on racism in football ❤️

[The Overlap @WeAreTheOverlap]

“I don’t think they are ready for a black superstar!” 🗣️

A powerful response from @IanWright0 following Jude Bellingham’s recent criticism in the media.

Watch the full conversation now on The Overlap YouTube channel.

[Chibuzor Iwobi @JeSuisChiby]

God will heal and forgive you

[Mod @CFCMods]

Free Sudan
Free Congo
Free Palestine

Forever.

[Ogo @chukwu__]

If you watched this without any knowledge of the incident, you could be forgiven for coming away thinking Ghetts is the victim in all this. What a useless thing to say

[Pinero_Nana @Pinero_Nana]

Always know it’s the end of somebody’s Dubai trip when they start posting themselves grabbing Oud

[Glow✰ @gIowiny]

abolish slowjamswitharapist