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[Ethan @EZebroni]

I’ve partnered with @SawyerMerritt to tell everyone to petition @elonmusk to build a full size SUV.

Alright, we didn’t “partner” or anything but we both share the sentiment of Dads everywhere who need more room for their growing families.

Come on, Elon… give the people what they want!

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

It would be cool to see Tesla make a big 3-row SUV in the ~210" length range for large families to compete with the Yukon, Escalade, Navigator, etc., by utilizing some of the available capacity on the Cybertruck production line.

I think it still makes sense even in the age of robotaxis and Cybercab, at least for the next few years or so.

[Ethan @EZebroni]

Neither.

They aren’t big enough for a young family of 5.

We want a full-size 3-row SUV.

These are great for starter families with a kid.

Anyone who tells you otherwise is just accepting the inconvenience of not having enough space.

[engorged foid @engorgedfoid]

@SallyMayweather Delta 8 is a milder and I would argue more mentally healthy form of THC, I suspect having it available while keeping Delta 9/regular cannabis illegal would actually reduce harm overall

[Darkstar @2Darkstar7]

@SallyMayweather Glad we left texas

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

Delta 8 THC is now a felony in Texas.

DUI isn't a felony until your 3rd DUI in Texas.

Republicans are incapable of competent government.

[Joe Burnett, MSBA @IIICapital]

This was possibly one of the worst weeks in the history of Bitcoin.

Many people believed they had done virtually everything right. They bought a respected hardware wallet, generated their seed offline, followed established best practices, and still lost significant amounts of Bitcoin because of a vulnerability affecting @COLDCARDwallet seeds generated on or after March 2021.

The vulnerability went undetected for 5+ years.

I think this will permanently change confidence in self-custody.

Over the years, I experimented with many different hardware wallets. I intuitively never trusted any one of them enough to store a serious amount of Bitcoin.

These are all startups manufacturing small $200 devices that people use to secure life-changing amounts of wealth. Most users have never audited the code. I have never audited the code in sufficient detail. I do not have the time or technical expertise to independently verify every component of a device, its firmware, its entropy generation, and its supply chain.

There are also many potential points of failure.

The software could contain an accidental bug. An insider could intentionally introduce a vulnerability. A supplier could compromise part of the device. A firmware update could create an issue. The random-number generator could fail in a way that almost nobody notices.

Everyone purchasing the device is signaling that they may eventually store significant wealth on it. That makes the entire hardware and software supply chain an extremely attractive target.

Something like this always felt inevitable.

I have always believed that attempting to store a meaningful amount of Bitcoin on your own requires multi-vendor multisig, with keys generated independently using different hardware and different software. The keys should also be stored in different physical locations.

One device should be able to be completely compromised without causing you to lose your Bitcoin.

Even with that architecture, I have always felt some level of uncertainty. I have also owned MSTR, ASST, GBTC, and IBIT in significant size. Self-custody is an incredible tool, but its risks were clearly greater than many people understood.

I believe self-custody will survive, but it has permanently changed.

The current wave of Bitcoin adoption is happening through ETFs, treasury companies, and institutional custodians. It is largely coming from people who have no interest in becoming experts in private-key generation, hardware security, firmware, backups, inheritance planning, and physical storage.

That makes complete sense.

Securely holding your own keys is so complicated that even the experts building these devices failed to prevent this vulnerability, and the broader technical community failed to detect it for 5+ years.

Free markets naturally produce specialization. Bitcoin remains an incredibly valuable tool. Most people who lack deep expertise in securely generating and protecting private keys will outsource that responsibility to people and institutions that specialize in it.

For someone who wants direct sovereignty over a significant portion of their Bitcoin, the standard should be multi-vendor multisig. If you are uncomfortable with that, use an institutional-grade custodian.

A large amount of Bitcoin secured by one key generated by one hardware wallet carries far too much concentrated risk.

I think that is where Bitcoin custody is heading.

The obvious concern is that institutional custody could eventually concentrate too much Bitcoin in the hands of large firms. That would create censorship, seizure, and confiscation risks.

However, Bitcoin’s portability and settlement properties provide the critical check and balance.

Anyone can spin up a wallet and demand that their Bitcoin be sent to them. Settlement can happen globally, quickly, and cheaply. A person can move from counterparty exposure to direct ownership in a matter of minutes.

Gold never had that property.

Most people did not hold physical gold. Their gold sat in a vault somewhere. You could not rapidly move the gold from New York to Tokyo. You could not easily demand immediate global settlement into an asset you could personally verify and hold.

Gold’s lack of portability and the inability to quickly demand physical settlement helped cause it to fail as money.

Bitcoin solved that problem.

You can leave a custodian, acquire actual Bitcoin, spin up a wallet, demand settlement, and move your wealth into cold storage. You always retain the ability to remove counterparty risk.

That optionality is what matters.

Bitcoin gives every person the ability to hold their own wealth. It gives every person the ability to exit a custodian. It gives every person the ability to demand final settlement into an asset they can personally control.

That ability to hold your own keys is what keeps custodians, governments, and financial institutions accountable.

It is one of the fundamental properties that makes Bitcoin work.

I think we may look back on this moment as one of the darkest periods in Bitcoin’s history. Coins have been lost. Confidence has been shaken. Many of the people with the highest conviction in Bitcoin have been forced to reconsider assumptions they once viewed as guaranteed.

I also would not be terribly surprised if this marked a turning point.

As long as Bitcoin itself remains secure, the failure of one custody method does not invalidate the underlying monetary system. It forces the market to develop better tools, stronger standards, and more resilient custody architectures.

It is often darkest before the dawn.

This week may ultimately mark the end of one era of Bitcoin custody and the beginning of the next major wave of Bitcoin adoption.

[Darkstar @2Darkstar7]

@Shallomheaven First car likely anyone in there dead, probably second car also

[Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱 @ryangerritsen]

It’s infuriating to watch this guy who ruined the lives of so many, who in 10 years destroyed our Country and invoked the emergencies act against peacefully protesting Canadians stumble around all over the world like none of that matters now.

[Darkstar @2Darkstar7]

@eagleiqtek Garbage advice. Your home appreciates at about 3% per year. S&p500, 10%. You could buy something like tesla and and a few other stocks and 5x that money in 5-10 years

[Darkstar @2Darkstar7]

@jonbrooks Their houses would sell better if they weren't rushed, corners-cut, piles of crap. If only they could figure that out...

[Darkstar @2Darkstar7]

@Jason @bryan_johnson Jason thinks he can eat what he wants because hes on ozempic and he'll still be healthy

[Darkstar @2Darkstar7]

@chamath @JGriesler Its a fair critique. Theres some very high THV levels in cannabis today

[Chris Williamson @ChrisWillx]

Men trying to approach women is a minefield.

“55% of single 18-30 men say they haven’t approached a woman in the last year.

77% of 18-30 women say they wished they were approached more.

At 41+ the trend flips and 55% of women said they didn’t want to be approached.”

86% of women say they want the man to make the first move.

However, 50% of men report not wanting to approach women for fear of being seen as creepy or predatory.

17% of Americans aged 18 to 29 believe that a man inviting a woman out for a drink “always” or “usually” constitutes sexual harassment.

And 82% of women reported experiencing creepy behaviour “sometimes,” “often,” or “constantly”.

This is a difficult circle to square.

Women face a dilemma – they are scared for their safety but also have a preference for men making the first move.

Men face a dilemma – they are terrified of being seen as creepy but also know that if they don’t approach a woman, the conversation is unlikely to start. — h/t @datepsych

[Darkstar @2Darkstar7]

@JayhawkTakeover Its a complete fuckin ripoff. I hope someone uses AI to destroy the industry.

[𝓙𝓪𝔂𝓱𝓪𝔀𝓴 𝓣𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻 @JayhawkTakeover]

Buyers hiring a real estate agent in 2026 is hilarious.

You find your house on Zillow, your agent prints some forms, and then you pay them $18k

[Mr.Thomas Von Beans @Gabbagh00l]

A pothead didnt Tbone my car and take my 3 year old from me.

[Darkstar @2Darkstar7]

@heyshrutimishra Guess what? Theres likely more then 1 copy of those books

[Darkstar @2Darkstar7]

@_melgibson1_ How do you know what heaven and hell have, or if heaven and hell even exist?

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Science Pleads The 5th
https://t.co/3Ry6yTqSve