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Class 1 driver, ex bus driver. Living in Glasgow but from Manchester

[𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 @2JamesP]

In 2008, I met my wife @chelseajade7426 in Cyprus, at the Rising Star Hotel, today we returned ☺

2008 vs 2024

[𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 @2JamesP]

Can you count visiting a country if you never left your vehicle/services?

[Troy Frasier AKA Revived Studios @RevivedThoughts]

Settle a debate I'm having.

Can you count having visited a country if you never left the airport?

[𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 @2JamesP]

I can find out what I'm doing as I'm meant to be collecting a full load in 90mins

[𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 @2JamesP]

Left my yard yesterday at around midday with a load down to the NW... Turned up at 0430 for my 0500 delivery.
Load has been rejected. Full freezer load of bakery items. Because their freezer is full. They ordered it!
Now I have to wait til my planners/managers are awake so

[𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 @2JamesP]

This does explain why my insurance was so high when i lived in oldham (OL8)

[𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 @2JamesP]

@ListerLawrence I'd go further and say any car the UK government funds.
Including all (local)government operated cars, and all motability cars

[𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 @2JamesP]

BA1478 LHR to GLA aborted a landing today and did a run around. No clue why, if anybody knows it'd be appreciated

[𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 @2JamesP]

@chelseajade7426 I have an easy job then 😂

[𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 @2JamesP]

@Mattisamazing33 We've only got one in common, Metallica

[𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 @2JamesP]

Going off 30% tax inc national insurance for the average tax payer.
You have to earn £142 to have £100 hit your bank.
You spend that on diesel, paying £50.30 in tax.

Out of the £142 you earnt the government took £92.30
Or 65%

[𝕊𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕥 @Scotty_G9]

@Keir_Starmer RIP OFF BRITAIN

[𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 @2JamesP]

And this is why the gym community is amazing. I just failed on bench press. Not done barbell in a while, and whilst failing to get it back up another bloke quickly stepped over to give me a hand. Got it onto the lower bars myself, but a random bloke I don't know came to help.

[𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 @2JamesP]

Well said

https://t.co/gXZleL6vua

[𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 @2JamesP]

@Mattisamazing33 I know a few drivers who have done that ferry, they tend to have food, a few beers, food, more beer then sleep 😂

[𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 @2JamesP]

https://t.co/ByAMRedx3K

[𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 @2JamesP]

FAO: parents, soft plays, nurseries etc...
Stop using these plug blockers. They are not safe. A UK Plug has built in safety. The positive and negative holes are blocked unless the earth pin is inserted first. Hence the earth pin being longer. These make plugs less safe.

[𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 @2JamesP]

@ListerLawrence @AHead311 @GeoffBuysCars

[𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 @2JamesP]

Worst tap ever!

Would it be rude to replace somebody else's tap?

[𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 @2JamesP]

Is because we got them some for a birthday.

[𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 @2JamesP]

My in law's kitchen infuriates me.
Who has a 700w microwave...
Who has plastic 🤮 chopping boards
Their tap is terrible, debated replacing it multiple times whilst they're on holiday.
They never replace worn out utensils such as the spatula
The only reason they have nice knives

[𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 @2JamesP]

I have an idea. Remove child benefits, and introduce this
https://t.co/oSAYQdYBQE

[𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 @2JamesP]

@Mattisamazing33 Multiple times a day