Oxtail Kumar

here for the laughs

[Steelo G AKA Lil Homonculus Money @CloudyNights47]

French Montana lowkey a hilarious name
Imagine a nigga named like "Spanish Nebraska"
"Portuguese Wyoming"

[OneWay 💎 @StayDownOneWay]

CVS got the best rewards program. They dead ass just give out money

[Trophy Husband @okQhawe]

When I sign off an email with “Best”, I am not wishing anyone the best. I am saying that I am the best.

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

logging on to LinkedIn and commenting "who gives a shit" on every post

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

We only have 1 more original sentence left in the world omg

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

family guy stupid lol Peter dumb lol

[jake @wormpuller]

Akon said im tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful then settled on Sexy bitch

[Aly Feels @AlyssaLogic]

One of the biggest surprises to me about adulting is seeing how bad people have to be at jobs before they get fired

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

how have i never seen this tweet im fuckin cryin

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

Adult friendships are basically like… I’m alive. I love you. Life is beating my ass. Talk soon.

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

this is how you treat these content parasites in nyc

[@redaction @redaction]

Kanye’s Nazi era was one of the only truly transgressive pop culture moments in decades

Transgression is mass produced now, everything is a safe-horny simulacrum of rule breaking. But Kanye actually broke the rules and people lost their shit, an indicator of artistic genius

[Kiwi 🥝 @IGN_GFRETRO]

ngl this might be the greatest song this nigga ever made

[himmy butler @tribuneoftplebs]

I am crying real tears

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

i get why a certain demographic loves corporate and stressing professionalism and its bc its just being passive aggressive and throwing rocks and hiding hands all day and they love tht

[gatorrock @minraxxing]

ur girl at work telling ngas You can have the Rest of this

[i think… JIMBERTON SMOOTHIE!!! 🦥 @Barbsplaining]

him and timbaland was havin a funny face contest

[Scoot @WinterSc00t]

I wish you niggas could feel what it was like to do Xanax in 2016

[ayo @ayofromthedead]

The jacket power scaling in NYC is so crazy. You think you got a cool ass jacket? Everybody got a cool ass jacket