『 DEADPOOL 』

❝Having a death wish is a lot less scary when it comes with a healing factor.❞

[『 DEADPOOL 』 @2ndDeadpool]

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❝ 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋 𝐃𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍' 𝐈𝐍 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐇𝐎𝐓! ❞
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[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

@2ndDeadpool was always destined for greatness.

[『 DEADPOOL 』 @2ndDeadpool]

❝I don’t know. I really don’t.❞

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

❝ Is that a good or bad thing? ❞

[『 DEADPOOL 』 @2ndDeadpool]

❝I watched Obsession, and it changed me.❞

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

❝ I - I have no idea how to respond to this. . .❞

[『 DEADPOOL 』 @2ndDeadpool]

@Dxadpool ❝Dad, I’m a changed woman.❞

[‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ֶָ 𝓫eing of 𝓹𝘶𝘳𝘦 E͟M͟P͟A͟T͟HY ⃰ @Shugabsorber]

I only know I'm not dead because it hurts so bad.
Get up Rogue.

Everyone's countin' on me.
Anna Marie. Get up. GET UP.

[『 DEADPOOL 』 @2ndDeadpool]

@Dxadpool ❝I’m staying away from that. People go too far..❞

[『 DEADPOOL 』 @2ndDeadpool]

@Dxadpool ❝Just don’t break them! Making them do.. Something else!❞

[『 DEADPOOL 』 @2ndDeadpool]

❝Can we have pizza today? She really liked pizza..❞

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

❝ I know, El. I miss her too. ❞

[『 DEADPOOL 』 @2ndDeadpool]

❝I miss her, dad..❞

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

❝ I’m the proudest not-mother in the world right now. ❞

[『 DEADPOOL 』 @2ndDeadpool]

@Dxadpool ❝Happy Mother’s Day.❞

[『 DEADPOOL 』 @2ndDeadpool]

❝What will the fans think if you go against your adorable daughter’s will though??❞

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

❝ Yeah, but sometimes the idiots we fight make it soooo hard…. ❞

[『 DEADPOOL 』 @2ndDeadpool]

❝If Princess can go pacifist, so can you.❞

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

❝ That’s why I’m usually Pacifistpool when you’re around. ❞

[『 DEADPOOL 』 @2ndDeadpool]

❝I do have a no killing rule after all!❞

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

Believe it or not, @2ndDeadpool was NOT a violent kid.

[『 DEADPOOL 』 @2ndDeadpool]

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✅ Falling into a black hole.
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[『 DEADPOOL 』 @2ndDeadpool]

❝Hey @Dxadpool. Take notes.❞

[Cute Dessert @sweetxdessert]

excavation cakes

[『 DEADPOOL 』 @2ndDeadpool]

Well… And neither are you playing anymore.

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

. . .not anymore.

[『 DEADPOOL 』 @2ndDeadpool]

He is the goalkeeper!!

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

He has a healing factor. . .plus he used his hands!

[『 DEADPOOL 』 @2ndDeadpool]

Dad, you cut his arm off…

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

That play was TOTALLY LEGAL ‼️

[『 DEADPOOL 』 @2ndDeadpool]

Dad, I’m sorry, but people are tired of those comics. They don’t like it.

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

People love watching me kill the marvel universe, but don’t care that the marvel universe is killing me.
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#DeepThoughtsWithDP
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