Jason Jones

I feel like a million bucks in the toilet, but fuck it. It's a good day. ((Hetalia RP|MV|2p!America|18+|Temp coma over! ))

[Jason Jones @2pUSA]

@BloodyMapl3 -- you have enough ingredients? Have you even been buying groceries?
*Big Brother mode of worry engaged.*

[Jason Jones @2pUSA]

@BloodyMapl3 Let's just get cookin' before you go on one of those syrup rants again...
*Heads straight to his brother's kitchen*
Do I need to ask if --

[Jason Jones @2pUSA]

@xcupcakekingx *Flips pockets out*
Sorry. Broke. No job. Or house. Or anything to my name. I didn't even swear.

[Jason Jones @2pUSA]

@BloodyMapl3 Yeah, I buy the imported good shit. The artificial taste makes me sick.

[Jason Jones @2pUSA]

@BloodyMapl3 *Can't help but snort at him*
Big baby~

[Jason Jones @2pUSA]

@BloodyMapl3 *Using his lovely voice*
You wanna be startin' something
You GOT to be startin' something~

[Jason Jones @2pUSA]

@BloodyMapl3 I'd rather die by flapjacks to be honest.
*He leans against a wall*
You want some? I'll make them syrup infused how you l i k e~

[Jason Jones @2pUSA]

@ElezenBedlam You have yet to deny it.
*Smiles*

[Jason Jones @2pUSA]

@BloodyMapl3 Always wanted a bearskin rug. :^)

[Jason Jones @2pUSA]

@BloodyMapl3 And Rosie misses ya, too, ya syrup snortin' bastard~
*He smirks back not even phased.*

[Jason Jones @2pUSA]

That feel when @ElezenBedlam would let @SpainsBigBro fuck his ass any day.

[Jason Jones @2pUSA]

Raise the little snot away from your dad and he betrays the pussy.

[Jason Jones @2pUSA]

@BloodyMapl3 *Smacks him on the back of the head, clearly unamused*
Guess who spent a good year tryna fix that shit, ass?

[Jason Jones @2pUSA]

@BloodyMapl3 -- pissed him off so badly, he torched. My White House? You should because there just /happened/ to be the shit he needed nearby.
*MATT.*

[Jason Jones @2pUSA]

@BloodyMapl3 Yeah. He is pure. Purely badass. Not cute.
*May have gotten some horror stories form other countries.*
Do you remember 1812 when Alfred --

[Jason Jones @2pUSA]

@BloodyMapl3 *Stare*
Or you could /not/ fuck yourself.

[Jason Jones @2pUSA]

@BloodyMapl3 . . . Did you even managed to fuck anyone while I was gone?

And not like...fuck over.
I mean--
*Expertly thrusts the air*

[Jason Jones @2pUSA]

@englandnotiggy All the more reason I shoul'na laid in a hospital bed for so damn long. I can't believe I let that idgit just watch over everything.

[Jason Jones @2pUSA]

(( I'm that Mercy main who immediately shot her in the head because I'm sick of her sniping past Rein's shield. :P )) https://t.co/DZM1jO1IDE

[Atu🕷️آتو @atutcha]

"I didn't think i mattered that much to you" 🕸💉Mercymaker #overwatch #widowmaker

[Jason Jones @2pUSA]

@BloodyMapl3 *Another cry of pain*
RATFACE RODHAM MADE IT ON THE BALLOT, TOO?