Two Pints and a Goldie

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[hunter @hxxntrr]

You owe the IRS $100,000

They'll take $5,000 and close your file. Permanently. Balance goes to $0

It's called an Offer in Compromise. Form 656. The IRS approved 42% of them last year. Application fee: $205

Here's the exact formula they use to decide your number and how to make sure yours gets accepted

The IRS doesn't want to chase you for 10 years. Collection costs money. Agents cost money. Liens cost money. They'd rather take $5,000 today than spend $50,000 over a decade trying to squeeze $100,000 out of someone who will never have it

That's the entire program. They did the math and built a form for it

The formula:

The IRS calculates your "Reasonable Collection Potential." What they realistically think they can get from you. Your offer needs to meet or beat that number

RCP = (monthly disposable income × remaining collection months) + (asset equity after exemptions)

Monthly disposable income: your gross income minus IRS-allowed expenses. They have specific tables for housing, food, transportation, and healthcare by county. Not YOUR expenses. THEIR approved numbers

If you earn $4,000/month and their table says your allowable expenses are $3,800, your disposable income is $200/month

Remaining months: for a lump sum offer (paid within 5 months), they multiply by 12. For a payment plan (6-24 months), they multiply by 24

Assets: bank accounts, investments, vehicles, property. But they subtract exemptions. Your primary car up to a certain value is exempt. Household furnishings exempt. Retirement accounts often partially exempt

Real case:

Disposable income: $200/month
Asset equity after exemptions: $2,000

Lump sum RCP: ($200 × 12) + $2,000 = $4,400

That's your offer. $4,400 on $100,000 in tax debt. 4.4 cents on the dollar

The forms:

Form 433-A (OIC): full financial disclosure. Income, expenses, assets, bank statements. Every number. Fill it out honestly because they verify everything. Lying on this form is a federal crime and they'll reject your offer AND flag you for audit

Form 656: the offer itself. Your amount. Your payment terms

$205 application fee (waived if income is below 250% of federal poverty level)

Initial payment: 20% of your offer submitted with the application for lump sum. On a $4,400 offer that's $880 upfront

Here's the part that makes this genuinely broken:

While your offer is being reviewed, which takes 6-24 months, ALL collection activity stops. No levies. No liens. No wage garnishment. They legally cannot collect while the OIC is pending

And if the IRS doesn't make a determination within 2 years of receiving your application? Your offer is automatically accepted. Two years of silence = you win by default. That's in the tax code lmao

Client owed $147,000 across 3 tax years. Hadn't filed. Hadn't paid. Getting letters every month. We calculated his RCP at $6,200. Submitted the OIC with $1,240 initial payment

IRS accepted 7 months later

$145,000 in tax debt settled for $6,200. 4.2 cents on the dollar

He went from not opening his mailbox to a $0 IRS balance. Then we fixed his credit. Then we stacked $80K in 0% business funding. Started a pressure washing company 5 months later

The IRS is the scariest creditor in America. They can garnish without a court order. Seize your bank account with no warning. Lien everything you own

But they also built a program where they take your $5,000 and walk away happy

The difference between the person who pays $100,000 and the person who pays $5,000 is knowing Form 656 exists

Now you know

(We fix credit and build capital stacks. If you owe back taxes, handle that first. Then we get you funded. Link in bio)

[Two Pints and a Goldie @2pintsprick25]

@tedlieu @zerohedge Bahahahaha!

You seem to have a problem making good decisions about who you associate with!

[kooQlarue @Overreport369]

It’s about to happen yall!

[Two Pints and a Goldie @2pintsprick25]

@GuntherEagleman @nickshirleyy I wouldn’t say destroyed them. He definitely exposed them. But they are all still in their positions.

[Two Pints and a Goldie @2pintsprick25]

😂

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

When you’re downstairs in the basement playing COD, I’m your mom’s booty call.

[Stellar @StellarArtoisGB]

Now for all you dog folk, you all know the word that dogs love apart from snacks ? Well, incase you don't it is in this video 🤣🤣

[Two Pints and a Goldie @2pintsprick25]

@TonyLaneNV @mcgmouton57 Gastronomy

[Restricted Daily @RestrictedDaily]

This might be the best dog video I’ve seen all year and I’m not even exaggerating… groomers turned into a full comedy show 😂 tell me this ain’t video of the day.

[Two Pints and a Goldie @2pintsprick25]

@RepSuhas Get FUCT!

Keep up the Bull-Schiff.

FAFO is a real thing.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 LMFAO! NATO SecGen Rutte was just asked if he still calls President Trump "DADDY"

Omg this is pure gold 😂

Marco Rubio LOST it when the moment happened at The Hague last year

RUTTE: "On the daddy thing...sometimes daddy has to be angry! I was not calling him MY daddy!" 😭

"But of course, daddy has also a special connotation. And I now have to live with this the rest of my life!"

"And I own it, and the president owns it, because he bought our T-shirts, he made a movie, daddy is home, and he returned to the United States. This was so funny. And this is why I like him so much."

HILARIOUS

[Two Pints and a Goldie @2pintsprick25]

@AngelaBelcamino Kamala was also predicted to win in a landslide…

[Jesús Enrique Rosas @Knesix]

Melania Trump just stood behind the presidential seal and formally denied having anything to do with Jeffrey Epstein, which is the kind of thing you have to do in 2026 because a gossip author said a dead pedophile told him stuff and three major outlets published it as news.

To recap the sequence: Michael Wolff makes claims he can't prove.

Daily Beast runs a headline calling Melania "very involved" in the Epstein scandal.

Melania's lawyers send a letter.

Daily Beast retracts and apologizes. James Carville repeats the claims. Lawyers send another letter. Carville retracts and apologizes.

Harper Collins UK publishes similar stuff in a Prince Andrew book. Lawyers send a third letter. Harper Collins retracts and apologizes.

Three outlets.

Three apologies.

Zero evidence.

And yet somehow we still ended up at "First Lady formally denies connection to Epstein from White House podium."

This is like getting fired from your job because someone's ex-boyfriend's roommate said he heard you were embezzling, and then when you prove you weren't, your boss says "well you have to understand how it looked" and makes you sign a statement anyway.

But Melania didn't just deny, she just went full guns blazing. She called on Congress to hold public hearings for Epstein survivors.

Under oath. Entered into the congressional record. PERMANENTLY.

People who are hiding something do not ask for more hearings. People who are hiding something do not request sworn testimony. That's not how guilt works.

That's not how ANY of this works.

Friendly reminder that the Biden DOJ had four years and a personal grudge. They raided Mar-a-Lago over paperwork. If there was anything connecting the Trumps to Epstein's crimes, we would have heard about it during the 91-count indictment era, not from Michael Wolff's podcast tour.

Melania called the bluff. Now let's see who folds...

[MAZE @mazemoore]

In 2024 George Conway said that Trump was most likely going to prison for the rest of his life. They laughed and declared that they were "taking back the red hats."

Now Conway is crying that he blew a million dollars on Biden. So perfect

[Jesús Enrique Rosas @Knesix]

Epstein survivors decline any public Congress hearings

I wonder why?

[Just Call Me Spicy! 🇺🇸💯❤💋 @thespicypatriot]

🔥Holy Smokes🔥

OMGGGGG 😳 — this video is straight-up nuking the entire moon landing fairy tale and it’s about damn time!

Raw, behind-the-scenes footage proves it was filmed right here in Nevada — and yeah, everything we’ve been spoon-fed for decades is mostly one giant, bald-faced lie. This thing’s been out there, but most people still haven’t seen it… until now.

The timing is straight suspicious too — right after the latest “return to the moon” mission while every frame of that new footage gets absolutely shredded and scrutinized across social media. The mask is slipping, people.

We are the news now. The old guard is dead, buried, and they’ve been lying to us for generations.

Watch the whole video and drop your thoughts below — no matter what side of the aisle you’re on.

Share this everywhere and let’s wake more people up! 🌶️🇺🇸

#moonlandinghoax #WeAreTheNewsNow

[Two Pints and a Goldie @2pintsprick25]

Whoopsie…

[kooQlarue @Overreport369]

😎🐸😂

[Two Pints and a Goldie @2pintsprick25]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?

[johnny maga @johnnymaga]

56 year old Hunter Biden challenges Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. to a “cage match.”

Very odd.

[Two Pints and a Goldie @2pintsprick25]

@Keir_Starmer Emerge?

Dude, you haven’t taken any part of it!

You’re a beta spectator.

Sit down and enjoy watching an alpha.

[Two Pints and a Goldie @2pintsprick25]

@PoliticalStacy Please help!

[Two Pints and a Goldie @2pintsprick25]

@C_3C_3 Judges who continue to let criminals go free 14 MFKN times need to do prison time.