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[laura muertter @2xskigirl]

Grandma got run over by a reindeer #GarthandTrishaLIVE

[laura muertter @2xskigirl]

Oh Holy Night #GarthandTrishaLIVE

[OC Fire Watch @OCFireWatch]

The #HolyFire is very visible tonight near Santiago Peak. Many 9-1-1 calls are being received by agencies all over the county as people are mistakenly thinking the fire is closer in their city. Currently there are no other large fires as of 9 PM.

[laura muertter @2xskigirl]

A weekday off of work, when you’re self employed, is like finding a $100 bill in the pocket of your jeans that have just come out of the washer!

[laura muertter @2xskigirl]

When you’re on vacation, and you end up stuck in your room at night

[laura muertter @2xskigirl]

When your husband can fall asleep a minute and a half after his head hits the pillow, but it takes you 30 minutes because of his awful snoring!!!

[laura muertter @2xskigirl]

@KTLA I agree with Paula, who doesn’t like Chris’ opinions, and doesn’t care about his family adventures. Report the dang news and stop being so insulting and condescending! Your pouty immaturity has no place on the morning news! #respectyourviewwers #quitpouting

[laura muertter @2xskigirl]

@FoxNews SHE’s embarrassed to be seen with him? Does she look in the mirror, before she leaves the house?

[laura muertter @2xskigirl]

People just STOP with posting awkward selfie videos! They are uncomfortable to watch!

[laura muertter @2xskigirl]

When your husband says he’ll sit down and watch the “Walmart channel” with you (aka the hallmark channel).

[laura muertter @2xskigirl]

@FluffSociety @EmileeFeilmeier @nataliemuertter @NicoleMuertter @jordan_loya

[laura muertter @2xskigirl]

@NHLonNBCSports @missionfootball @missionfootball this really hits home! @jordan_loya (‘14-‘16) ushered us to safety, Ryan Dove’s (‘14-‘16) mom was shot, but is healing.

[NBC Sports Hockey @NBCSportsHockey]

Tonight is about strength.
Tonight is about resilience.
Tonight is about Las Vegas.

We are #VegasStrong.

[laura muertter @2xskigirl]

@LVMPD Today LVPD told me all electronic devices will be scoured for video and not returned for a few to several months.

[laura muertter @2xskigirl]

Lost phone as I fled gunfire at Route 91. #AT&T didn’t help w/discount bc I didn’t turn in old one. FBI has it, my bad! #LasVegasShooting

[laura muertter @2xskigirl]

When you're driving on the freeway, and your GPS announces "Caution, I15 north, animals on highway!" Wtf????

[laura muertter @2xskigirl]

I'm pretty sure every country in the world now knows the words to our national anthem, since we are kicking everybody's ass at the Olympics!

[laura muertter @2xskigirl]

I'm so sick and tired of people taking advantage of me and my generosity!! 😡😡

[laura muertter @2xskigirl]

@nataliemuertter https://t.co/5NQWuWC11S