violator (1990) stan acct

[Daredevil 🇵🇸 @bigmonsoon]

When that one friend’s least favorite characters are always women/minorities

[Raksha @caraksha103]

I fucking DESPISE annual corporate self-review and goal setting. My goal is to get a paycheck every couple weeks

[twotex 🔜 megaplex @TW0TEX]

Moving out of your parents and living by yourself introduces you to activities you never realized you could do completely naked

[Bussy Keaton @BussyKeaton]

So TRUE sister! If someone says that A Court of Thorns and Roses is bad compared to Shakespeare or Virginia Woolf, THEY LOVE HITLER.

[Proudly Blue @JohnLukeSam1]

Dr. Abdul El-Sayed was on CNN, where he proved he's the most intelligent man to enter politics since Bill Clinton. Abdul is a Rhodes Scholar with 2 doctorates, one from Oxford & one from Columbia. His crime is wanting everyone to pray to whoever they want & love who they want.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Funny how Dr. Oz being Muslim never bothered MAGA. But Zohran Mamdani and Abdul El-Sayed being Muslim is suddenly a huge fucking problem.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Abdul absolutely COOKS the smoky eyed sociopath JD Vance: “is that Peter Thiel’s boy?” 😂😂😂

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Abdul El-Sayed was born in America. Melania Trump immigrated years later. It's amazing how selective some people are about who they call "real Americans."

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA when you tell them Dr. Abdul El-Sayed was born and raised in the United States and can run for president.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Man at this point whatever works lol

[Grace @gracecamille_]

my friend Taylor had this poster and we would take turns with it in the closet in a 7 Minutes in Heaven way. Only she was allowed to kiss large Legolas and one time she burst in and caught me kissing large Legolas and she beat the shit out of me and my mom had to pick me up

[r. 🍦 @irobatzy]

thank you TWILIGHT for giving robert pattinson financial security to take bold choices and become the actor everyone knew he could be

[dj benuxo @bebebenebebe]

chegando no trabalho atrasado e saindo no horario normal

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

The only difference between El Sayed and Mamdani is that El Sayed is American born and can run for President! That scares the shit out of the GOP! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

JD Vance: “God forbid we have a President El-Sayed.”

Also JD Vance:

[optimus crime @deannajmo_]

I think we moved on too quickly from Kristi Noem’s husband wearing giant fake titties

[Covie @covie_93]

jd vance, father of 4 brown kids, is out here worried the US will elect a brown president.

[McKinley Lettre @mckinleylettre]

all adventurous women do

[Aren LeBrun @arenrlebrun]

We go now to our panel of experts to discuss how Abdul El-Sayed’s victory spells serious trouble for his campaign.

[Head in the Office @headintheoffice]

“I’m an Abdul El-Sayed Democrat”