Mr Mischief

Parent, Gooner, Looking forward to another US Holiday..........

[Carlow Weather @CarlowWeather]

Some big seas associated with #StromBoelo Saturday on the West and Northwest coast with a risk of coastal flooding.

[Shashank Joshi @shashj]

Does the data support the view there is a large gulf between the Ukrainian people and elite? It does not.

“According to the overall results of the poll, 54% of Ukrainians trust Zelenskyy, while 41% do not. In late August and early September, the figures were exactly the same…The authors of the study argue that a "rally-around-the-flag" effect is likely occurring in response to pressure from the United States”

https://t.co/apDvuzzsFS

[Shashank Joshi @shashj]

Let’s take a look at the figures.

“More than 60% of Ukrainians consider handing Moscow all of eastern Ukraine’s Donbas region in exchange for security guarantees completely unacceptable, according to a new poll by the Kyiv International Institute of Sociology (KIIS).
The survey, conducted Oct. 8-16, found that 61% rejected the proposed concession, while 35% were prepared to accept it, most of them describing it as a difficult condition. Another 4% were undecided.”

[Courtney Cronin @CourtneyRCronin]

The Bears officially placed Cole Kmet on injured reserve this afternoon. His season is over.

Commissioner Roger Goodell also lifted the suspension of DE Montez Sweat, who was reinstated after a 2-game absence.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Coach Johnson on Cole Kmet:

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

We've got your back, 85 💙

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Ossoff: "I encourage all of you to reach out to the Collins campaign to ask him how explains the continued production and dissemination of white nationalist and antisemitic propaganda from his property while he runs for the US Senate. It's one of the most shocking developments in Georgia's political history."

[Chris Hadfield @Cmdr_Hadfield]

I was seated in the audience front row, and recognised Heide's symptoms. The crew, behind her, couldn't see that she was about to faint, so I jumped onto the stage and luckily caught her in time. Ever since then, astronauts sit during the debriefs immediately post-spaceflight. Don't need anyone falling and getting hurt.

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

On September 22, 2006, NASA astronaut Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper collapsed twice at a welcome-home ceremony in Houston. Officials attributed her wobbles to her body readjusting to Earth's gravity after 12 days in space.

[Uli Fluhme @ulif]

You can’t win the London Marathon clean. Shocking. And yet, I still think it isn’t necessarily like that. But the money flows elsewhere.

[Paddy Hopper @paddythehopper]

@eoinneylon Yes everyone is a bit of you disagree with Irish neutrality now. I guess Tom was made in a Lab and was never an Army officer. But sure won't it be great for the dinner party chats when Irish soldiers support colonialism and abandoning peace keeping.
https://t.co/MET1vSjGLL

[Katie Smith @_ktmsmith]

Same guy
https://t.co/rKBiadkIJL

[Francis Farrell @francisjfarrell]

I've been in those trenches every month or two for the last four years.

People are tired, they miss their families, they have their frustrations.

But they are there, still holding the line, with full clarity that if they let go, Russia and its tyranny will come to their homes.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

I was there. Best hat-trick in Premier League history.. given we were 2 down, the atrocious weather, and the unbelievable skill for that last goal. Also spawned a new chant: Chim Chiminey, Chim Chiminey, Chim Chim Cheroo, who needs Anelka when we’ve got Kanuuuuuuu. @papilokanu

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

📆 On this day, in 1999, Nwankwo Kanu scored a hat-trick in the final 15 minutes as Arsenal come from 2-0 down to beat Chelsea at Stamford Bridge.

⚽ 75' — Kanu 🇳🇬
⚽ 83' — Kanu 🇳🇬
⚽ 90' — Kanu 🇳🇬

🗣️ "KAN-U BELIEVE IT?!"

[Bill Gates @BillGates]

AI is the most profound technology I’ve seen, both in its ability to help people and to disrupt their lives. I’m optimistic about the good it can do, but we need to take its risks seriously. https://t.co/MZuSaceOYr

[Muhammad Mazen @mhmd_s09]

To whom it may concern:

Bakeries in Gaza have shut their doors..
We are heading toward famine and a genuine catastrophe.

[Peter Oborne @OborneTweets]

Forget the euphoria of Britain's change of policy on settlements. Palestinians, totally abandoned by the international community, are being ethnically cleansed in occupied east Jerusalem. I report for Middle East Eye on house demolitions in Al Bustan:

https://t.co/Vli0VdbLPv

[Warren @swd2]

FoxNews: what issues do you care about?

Student: gas prices, inflation, stuff is too expensive

FoxNews: ok bye