Phoebe

Found guilty of a few Twitter typos and oversharing on the internet | She/Her | Instagram: phoebewitt

[trash jones @jzux]

me when my friends are having a bad day: that’s your anxiety talking. i promise it won’t always feel like this and I love you no matter what

me when i have a bad day: this time i have finally realized the Truth. that i am bad and my life will never get better

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[coolguy15 @boomhotdog2]

52 year old teenage girl

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

And we will

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at myself] it's over.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[Daily Bugle Janitorial @abysmaldogwater]

unfortunately the catholic church declaring holy war on AI is raw af

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

I'm trying to get more nuanced in how I talk about AI. Using AI to detect cancer early is awesome, using AI to write a short story makes you a f*cking loser.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i know a super hot shower is bad for your skin and hair but being boiled alive is important for my mental health

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

if it involves alcohol, sunshine or potatoes, i’m probably down for it

[georgia @adatarg]

unfortunately i have huge tits

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It's like I'm going to Club Pee Pee

[ᥫ᭡ iso meltdown tickets xx @zabelrry]

having big boobs actually ruin my fits

[demo 🕳️ @demodemodex]

Felt appropriate

[miss shortcake 🍰 @misshortcake_]

the fatter the naturals the bigger the heart

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Therapist; “There is a tiger in you”

The tiger in me: