3D_MikeBrody

Boyishly handsome hero for hire. Also tour as a Dennis Quaid impersonator impersonating Jerry Lee Lewis.

[3D_MikeBrody @3D_MikeBrody]

No, I will not put the microphone down! People need to listen! I'm still the best Mike Brody! From Amity Island to the Bahamas! Boo-yah!

[3D_MikeBrody @3D_MikeBrody]

Anyone who thinks Corey Feldman’s peak performance isn’t his ode to Jeff Spicoli via Ricky Slater in THE ‘BURBS isn’t just wrong::: they’re totally Kintnered.

[3D_MikeBrody @3D_MikeBrody]

Ernie Hudson griping/but not griping about not being on the movie poster with a trio of living (at the time) Lampoon legends at the peak of their collective comedic power is like Zeppo Marx bitching about being the 4th wheel to Groucho, Chico, and Harpo.

https://t.co/ByCkt5CtcW

[3D_MikeBrody @3D_MikeBrody]

@Sean_DBZ Bad Robot & JJ’s days in the sun are over.

But to answer your question why you haven’t seen anything DC from JJ, here’s what I know from my inside man Sorzez Cey:

Warner Bros has rejected everything from Bad Robot, citing “ridiculous overuse of lens flare every five minutes.”

[3D_MikeBrody @3D_MikeBrody]

@HarrisonSmith85 I’ve never seen this kid get any press for his talent.

Wonder why that is…

[3D_MikeBrody @3D_MikeBrody]

You know my answer to this existential quandary

[Sean @Sean_DBZ]

Should I watch #AvatarTheWayOfTheWater in standard definition or in 3D?

[3D_MikeBrody @3D_MikeBrody]

@SeanTheProducr If it was good enough for this man…

[3D_MikeBrody @3D_MikeBrody]

@Sophia_Nyx

[3D_MikeBrody @3D_MikeBrody]

Porky’s 2: The Next Day

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

I’ve never seen a sequel better than the original movie.

[3D_MikeBrody @3D_MikeBrody]

https://t.co/fgymPX4ZHD
Why THE LAST DUEL bombed:

Aimed at demographic not going anywhere near theaters.

No pandemic weary public wants a medieval rape movie.

Affleck & Damon back onscreen…but in cartoonishly unflattering wigs & ugly makeup? Smooth move.

Bloated runtime.

[3D_MikeBrody @3D_MikeBrody]

@SelectWomanTaft Then you’re gonna love this because he’s back!

https://t.co/OOLnPz7MFP

[3D_MikeBrody @3D_MikeBrody]

@HarrisonSmith85 The height of narcissism

[3D_MikeBrody @3D_MikeBrody]

@Cords95481107 Waiting for the cross universe reboot trilogy that starts with:

A Star Is Bourne

then sequel/cliffhanger:

Bourne On The 4th Of July

and the third movie to round out the trilogy:

Bourne Again (Again)

[3D_MikeBrody @3D_MikeBrody]

@elonmusk C’mon, holmes .

The first rule of Culture Club is you don’t talk about Culture Club.

[3D_MikeBrody @3D_MikeBrody]

@12DAYSOFMOVIES Blockheads

[3D_MikeBrody @3D_MikeBrody]

@mrbrianrowe That movie with Leonardo DiCaprio… you know… where he’s a backpacker in Thailand… uh what’s it called… he finds this map… what was it called.. he turns into a video game..you know this one, right?

[3D_MikeBrody @3D_MikeBrody]

@HarrisonSmith85 Some more off than on.

Ba-da-BOOM!

[3D_MikeBrody @3D_MikeBrody]

Was the dog a PITbull?

Heyyyy-Yo!

[John Schreiber @johnschreiber]

It took two PIT maneuvers for LAPD to stop a stolen vehicle suspect tonight in the #Westlake area. When vehicle stopped, a dog hopped out and walked around the scene wagging his tail. The dog was also "taken into custody" in the back of an LAPD car. @CBSLA #pursuit

[3D_MikeBrody @3D_MikeBrody]

@USMC_NASCARFire @johnschreiber @OC_Scanner @CBSLA Pity, isn’t it?

[3D_MikeBrody @3D_MikeBrody]

Wrong.

It’s the party in my pants.

Heyyyyy-Yo!

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

The largest party in America isn't the Republicans or the Democrats. It's the party of non-voters.

Make a plan to vote this week. Our democracy depends on it.

[3D_MikeBrody @3D_MikeBrody]

Aaron Carter,
Rest In Beats, homeslice.

#aaroncarter
#aaroncarterrip
#arroncarterrestinbeats
#houseofcarters