JALEN HURTS STAN ACCOUNT

2006 Time's person of the year

[JALEN HURTS STAN ACCOUNT @3_michael_]

And boom

[Spider-Brian @SpiderBrian_]

Why is he quoting Flats

[Balling hampter @Ballinghampter]

Oh my! Mr. Blizzard! You shouldn't have :3

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

What's an OWI you ask? Well it turns out Wisconsin has several tiers of drunk driving so that the entire state doesn't go to jail at once.

[jack @actionjack69]

The Heat "leaking" that Bron opening presser was 100% PolyMart/Kalshi market manipulation btw

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

“Would you be interested in getting into Magic the gather-

[unonumero56 @unonumero_56]

That's the Throat of Liberation

[NBARetweet @RTNBA]

Mike Gansey, the Sixers GM, standing next to LeBron James in high school 👀

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

"Your witty wordplay based on the prompt is admirable, but I've deployed a vulgar slur for my answer. That appears to be Quiplash, Mr. Bond."

[Chubbz🇪🇷 @ChristianShikor]

Pro clubs striker left the lobby to pick up his kids from school

[annalise @gowonite]

need 6v6 role queue so bad why this mercy switch to doomfist and just play in our faces

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

Mei players behind you when you pass the first chokepoint on kings row

[Dennis Young @dpyoung13]

LeWaterUnderLeBridge

[Davor Vitković @DavorVitkovic]

So Jaylen Brown didn't wanna be Robin in Boston. Now he will be Alfred in Philly

[max 🌸 @yunghelios]

“Also according to chatgpt”

[Brandon Bradford @BrandonLBradfor]

.......so the US killed those school children on purpose?!?

[Jake @JakeWally]

NBA player taking a daily chopper