Em

raisins are just grapes that should have been wine

[Em @3min3mily]

I'm just a banana republic girl living on an old navy budget

[Em @3min3mily]

@heymooly @carrmiee I feel like this article should feature you and your collection of pictures!

[Em @3min3mily]

@carrmiee Sugar mommy!!!

[Michelle Strowhiro @strowhiro]

My friends: Hey, want to do something tonight?

Me, a lawyer introvert:

[trish @ultragloss]

no one understands a woman in her 20s the way billy joel did in 1977 when he wrote vienna

[Em @3min3mily]

@LawProfSchmidt @UNLCollegeofLaw Amazing! Congratulations to all!

[Em @3min3mily]

@KalenFrericks As if your last name wasn’t enough 😭 wives are just an accessory, not their own person…

[Bobby Larsen @_ASAPBobby]

Governor Pillen is naming his appointment to Nebraska's vacant US Senate seat tomorrow. Who do you think he will appoint?

[audrey @foldyrhands]

do you ever think about how much of our youth is spent in intense insecurity about our appearances and how much of our old age will be spent in bittersweet appreciation of how beautiful we used to be and how easily our bodies used to offer up the fruits of the world to us

[Todd Jones 🦊 @toddrjones]

Distance to the nearest National Park.

[Vagabon @vagabonvagabon]

do they have access to chapstick on survivor? because that’s really what would do me in...

[james tom @jestom]

one thing I like about wfh is I can have my gastrointestinal issues at my own pace

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Interrogatory #6: do you think I’m annoying?

[Em @3min3mily]

@keekleven More savings hacks plz

[Em @3min3mily]

@natashanatweets Congratulations to him!!!

[Andrew Kim @akhoya87]

What feels like law time:

“Early next week” = by next Tuesday, 11:59pm

“By mid-week next week” = by next Thursday, 11:59pm

“Close of business” = 5pm/6pm… ish

“End of the day” = before 5am the next day

“End of the week” = before the next week starts, i.e., Sunday night.

[Em @3min3mily]

@ThisIsConner Instead of getting a TV or a TV stand, I use mine to prop up my laptop 🙃

[Em @3min3mily]

@carrmiee How??? Also you have the absolute worst luck with illnesses of the throat

[go follow my new account ⬇️ @xoxobungee]

i do my best proofreading after i hit send

[Em @3min3mily]

Somehow everyone I follow on Insta is in the top .5% of Taylor Swift listeners on Spotify

[Em @3min3mily]

@keekleven @d_jurgensmeier This response is advice I didn’t know I needed!!